Yesterday evening, after another exhausting day here at the retirement home, I dropped onto the couch for my after-dinner nap. I grabbed the remote and began surfing, looking for entertainment to while away the dark hours. “As usual,” I grumbled, “nothing to watch.” Channel after channel – bad news and worse news or basketball, snooker and soccer. What entertainment there was, is now all shooting mixed with car chases, more shooting and wrecking cars in the most diabolical fashion imaginable. And then, right in the middle of all the violence, a flickering black and white movie introduced by a moth-eaten lion. “Arsenic and Old Lace”. I reached for the chocolate and settled deeper into the couch. 

Of course I had seen it before, long, long ago, but there is still magic in its old-fashioned actors, acting and technology. Everything about it is ‘olde worlde’ charming. I wondered if I would have to stand up for God Save the King at the end. 

My wife walked in and sat down, watched for a couple of minutes and said, “What on earth are you watching?”

“Arsenic and Old Lace,” I replied.

“Gee! What year was this made?”




“That’s 70 years ago! You’re watching a movie made 70 years ago? What’s the matter with you?”

“How many years?”


I was 11 years old in 1944. I’m pretty sure that my mother never took her 11 year old son to see a  movie called Arsenic and Old Lace in the year it was released but I probably saw it a year or two later and I have probably seem it a few times since then. It’s still a great movie.  

It just goes to prove: Some things never age – they just get older.