Let's Gab! Obama Chats with Rouhani

It turns out that peace for our time was but a phone call away. Late last week, a breakthrough conversation was held between U.S. President Barack Obama and his Iranian counterpart Hassan Rouhani.

Following this discussion, all of both presidents’ men took to the airwaves, speaking with one voice about a unique opportunity to make progress over Iran’s nuclear program.

Obama’s wide array of overseas misadventures have been guided not by a ‘trust but verify’ approach but rather a startlingly naïve ‘think happy thoughts and fly’ philosophy that has begot a lazy, reactive, complacent U.S. foreign policy.

For the well-meaning but utterly misguided U.S. President, progressive, Western logic dictates that Iran would never place its stockpile of nuclear armaments – not to mention the current regime of Koran-thumping thugs – at risk by actually pressing the red button to launch a nuclear strike.

Now, if you’re wondering where this whirling diplomatic pirouette will lead to, recent history may provide a clue.

Similar to the initial reaction of many good hearted people to Barack Obama’s statesman-like gesture, the diplomatic adroitness of British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain was at first greeted with acclaim.

After all, imminent war with Nazi Germany had been avoided.

Adolph Hitler chats with Neville Chamberlain

Adolph Hitler chats with Neville Chamberlain

In 1938, Chamberlain applied progressive, Western logic to diffuse a crisis situation. And following what became known as the Munich Pact, the reaction from both principal players seemed to indicate that conflict had been averted and a peaceful resolution had been reached:

“It [the Sudetenland] is the last territorial claim that I have to make in Europe.” 
– Adolf Hitler (1938)

“My good friends, for the second time in our history, a British Prime Minister has returned from Germany bringing peace with honor. I believe it is peace for our time. We thank you from the bottom of our hearts. Go home and get a nice quiet sleep.” 
– British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain (1938)

Chamberlain was greeted as a hero by the royal family and invited on the balcony at Buckingham Palace before he had presented the agreement to Parliament.

But while England slept, an isolated voice warned of the need to rearm against Germany:

“We have suffered a total and unmitigated defeat… you will find that in a period of time which may be measured by years, but may be measured by months, Czechoslovakia will be engulfed in the Nazi régime. We are in the presence of a disaster of the first magnitude…we have sustained a defeat without a war, the consequences of which will travel far with us along our road…we have passed an awful milestone in our history, when the whole equilibrium of Europe has been deranged…” 

– Winston Churchill (1938)

The Munich Agreement is one of the most criticized diplomatic agreements in history. Chamberlain returned from Munich proclaiming that he had achieved “peace for our time.” He was wrong. Less than a year later, German troops invaded Poland. The Second World War had begun.

In May 1940, Chamberlain resigned and Winston Churchill became prime minister.

Or, to sum it up for President Obama by way of just one more quote:

“There are a few ironclad rules of diplomacy but to one there is no exception. When an official reports that talks were useful, it can safely be concluded that nothing was accomplished.”
-John Kenneth Galbraith

For now, the dance continues. There is some fear as to what will come after the music stops.