Moshe-Mordechai van Zuiden
Psychology, Medicine, Science, Politics, Oppression, Integrity, Philosophy, Jews

How well-prepared are you to succeed Donald Trump?

Multiple choice:

1. How would you tell the American People that they need to pay more taxes but that you’re obligated to the riches people to spare them, resulting in a tremendous increase in national debt?

A. It’s not going as well as we hoped. A tiny tax increase is necessary – but we’re all going to get a much better society for it.

B. As responsible people we all understand that sometimes we need to give and not just receive. This will help us save money in the long run.

C. We are going to need less money from the American tax payer

D. A tax cut for everyone. This should especially good news for the poor and the middle class. That means more money in your pocket, more money to spend and a boost to the economy.

2. How do you negotiate with the pharmaceutical industry to lower its prices?

A. You tell them: enough is enough. After decades of giantly inflated profits, time has come to lower the prices or we will make you.

B. You and I know that your prices are inflated and need to come down now.

C. How can we help you to start charging less for some of your products?

D. Among friends, I want to ask you if you can find it in your heart to lower some of the prices. Please get back to me when you found some room for that.

3. How do you negotiate with thugs like the Arab Palestinian leadership?

A. You don’t give in more, you won’t have peace.

B. Listen, Israel has been compromising for decades; it’s your turn.

C. We need to see some flexibility from your side.

D. You don’t do as we tell you, we’re going to starve you out of office.

4. How to increase defense spending?

A. Threats have increased so we need to spend more on our military.

B. We have told our allies to pay a fairer part of keeping the world safe; we’re going to do chip in too, but much less than we used to.

C. We’ve become the laughing stock of the world. Unless we shape up militarily, no one will respect us.

D. We hope to never use nuclear weapons, but in order to prevent war to have maximum deterrence, we need to build the best ones possible.

5. How to distract media attention from a scandal?

A. Play business as usual.

B. Hold a really in which you sum up how well the USA is doing thanks to you.

C. Counter-attack.

D. Twitter two unrelated obvious lies, one false mean accusation, call Clinton the worst and yourself the best ever, and include an oppressive remark against a weak groups of people generally liked.

6. How do you counter reports that you’re disliked?

A. You deny the figures.

B. They also predicted that I couldn’t win; we don’t trust fake numbers.

C. You tell the press that no president was liked more than you.

D. Appear in front of the camera beaming, well-aware of how much you’re liked and attack the faker-than-ever media (how do these immoral people sleep at night?).

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Solution: every A gives you minus 2 points, every B gives 0 points, every C gives 3 points and every D gets you 10 points. If you have an average of -2 until 8: forget it. If you have 8.3 until 8.8: keep working at it. If you have 10 on average: you’re ready.

About the Author
The author is a fetal survivor of the pharmaceutical industry (DES - Diethylstilbestrol), born in 1953 to two Dutch Holocaust survivors who met in the largest concentration camp in the Netherlands, Westerbork, and holds a BA in medicine (University of Amsterdam). He taught Re-evaluation Co-counseling, became a social activist, became religious, made Aliyah, and raised three wonderful kids. He wrote an unpublished tome about Jewish Free Will. He's a vegan for 8 years now. * His most influential teachers (chronologically) are: his parents, Nico (natan) van Zuiden and Betty (beisye) Nieweg, Wim Kan, Mozart, Harvey Jackins, Marshal Rosenberg, Reb Shlomo Carlebach and lehavdiel bein chayim lechayim: Rabbi Dr. Natan Lopes Cardozo and Rav Zev Leff. * Previously, for decades, he was known to the Jerusalem Post readers as a frequent letter writer. For a couple of years he wrote hasbara for the Dutch public. His fields of attention now are varied: Psychology (including Sexuality and Abuse), Medicine (including physical immortality), Science, Politics (Israel, the US and the Netherlands, Activism - more than leftwing or rightwing, he hopes to highlight Truth), Oppression and Liberation (intersectionally, for young people, the elderly, non-Whites, women, workers, Jews, GLBTQAI, foreigners and anyone else who's dehumanized or exploited), Integrity, Philosophy, Jews (Judaism, Zionism, Holocaust and Jewish Liberation), Ecology and Veganism. Many people can't understand or like him because he has such a wide vision that he never fits any specialist's box. But that exactly what others love about him. Many of his posts relate to affairs from the news or the Torah Portion of the Week or are new insights that suddenly befell him. * He hopes that his words will inspire and inform, reassure the doubters but make the self-assured doubt more. He strives to bring a fresh perspective rather than bore you with the obvious. He doesn't expect his readers to agree. Rather, original minds must be disputed. In short, his main political positions are: anti-Trumpism, for Zionism, Intersectionality, non-violence, democracy, anti the fake peace process, for original-Orthodoxy, Science, Free Will, anti blaming-the-victim and for down-to-earth optimism. Read his blog how he attempts to bridge any discrepancies. He admits sometimes exaggerating to make a point, which could have him come across as nasty, while in actuality, he's quit a lovely person to interact with. He holds - how Dutch - that a strong opinion doesn't imply intolerance of other views. * His writing has been made possible by an allowance for second generation Holocaust survivors from the Netherlands. It has been his dream since he was 38 to try to make a difference by teaching through writing. He had three times 9-out-of-10 for Dutch at his high school finals but is spending his days communicating in English and Hebrew - how ironic. G-d must have a fine sense of humor. In case you wonder - yes, he is a bit dyslectic. November 13, 2018, he published his 500st blog post with the ToI. * He likes doing age-appropriate and age-inappropriate things and looks forward to getting to know his timeless mature out-of-the-box soul mate. * To send any personal reaction to him, scroll to the top of the blog post and click Contact Me.
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