Shabbat Shalom to everybody, everybody but….

To President Obama who has elected himself emperor of the United States. The emperor has decided that he has lost patience with Congress so he enacted his own immigration executive actions to correct the problem.

He has also decided that day is now night, night is now day. Dogs and cats have to get along together. He has outlawed the heart -break of psoriasis, and rainy days. Thanks Mr. President for swearing to uphold and defend the constitution that you have just shred.

If that wasn’t enough ,Emperor Obama counseled the ancient sage, and holy man Al Sharpton, and the leaders of the protest movement in Ferguson Missouri to stay the course … whatever that means.

After 4 orthodox Jews were slaughtered while praying in their synagogue in Jerusalem President Obama condemned the killings without acknowledging who did them, and then said that both sides need to ease the tensions. How about this Mr President . One side is running over babies, stabbing teenage girls, hacking off the arms of Jews praying and the other side is … not doing any of that.

To the Jordanian parliament for observing a moment of silence for ….. The terrorists of the synagogue attack. These are Israel’s moderate friends.

To the man who sat at my table last weekend (at a friends kids Bat mitzvah)_who pronounced that he was ashamed that Josh Mandel (treasurer of the state of Ohio) was Jewish. Dear person (not going to mention your name but you are an attorney, and have a beard you also have very bad breath). I am proud to have Josh Mandel as the treasurer of the state of Ohio. He has done an excellent job, did two terms in Iraq while serving his country, and has more class than you will ever have with your stupid beard, and bad attitude. I am especially proud that he is Jewish, and I am proud that I am Jewish so ….. next time STFU.
To the evil creeps who slaughtered four men doing nothing but praying as well as injuring many. Death was too good a punishment for you. By the way those 72 Virgins that you think that you are getting ? … They are all-Jewish are over 70 years old and have headaches

To the “moderate” President Abbas who speaks peace in English and speaks incitement in Arabic .

To whoever said that this winter was going to be dry and mild.
To incredible job ( insert sarcasm here) that our fourth estate the main stream media has done in reporting on Jonathon Gruber’s ( the architect of Obamacare) comments regarding how he deceived us “stupid” Americans. Don’t know who Jonathon Gruber is ? I guess you must be watching CBS , NBC and ABC who have not covered this story.

To everyone that spent the time reading this on a very cold Friday evening instead of watching breaking bad episodes I wish you Shabbat Shalom

To everybody that I mentioned and to those whom I didn’t ( you know who you are )
No Shabbat Shalom for you.
Your friend Larry