The IDF is going to have to start watching its back as the Palestinian Authority now has its very own female Paratrooper unit. With a bit of help and training from the Russians

According to the Ma’an News Agency a security official said that the four women “hovered like hawks in the sky seeking to raise the name of a homeland which has always been present in the international arena.”

No one is quite sure how the paratroopers will be able to operate without an airport or what kind of operations they will be sent on without an army to back them up but they are now qualified to jump out of an airplane. It’s unknown as to whether this new unit is going to be at the vanguard of an invasion of sovereign Israeli territory and that the current round of peace talks are merely a feint to throw Israeli intelligence off guard. An Israeli security official who asked to remain anonymous as he is not cleared to talk to Times of Israel has said that this theory is “unlikely but cannot be ruled out”.

“The IDF is currently preparing a response to the threat” said absolutely no one.

Rami from Palestine commented on the Ma’an news article; “Why do we need paratroopers if we don’t have any airspace, we don’t have an air force, and we don’t have any helicopters or airplanes or jet fighters? What is the point?”

Well Rami I’m afraid that sometimes it’s important to have style over substance.

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