­Our Life is a finite routine, mundane, and even repetitive, divided in minutes, hours, weeks, months, years, decades, and even centuries and so on in perpetuity.

But our Neshamos are infinite, like their Creator, they exist beyond physical boundaries of this tangible World, they know each other from סיני הר, they are connected to each other with unbroken Divine covenant that would continue to shine forever, for years to come.

Neshama Sheli, our Family counseliery would not be required to review any prenuptial agreements nor other basic covenants that are embodied into the Marriage contract language. Family financier would not be required to review your Seychelles bank account liquid positions neither to conduct due diligence on your creditworthiness or outstanding debt under Swiss bankruptcy code, nor to verify insolvent legal cases pending against You.

In our predestined transaction, I would solely rely on HaKadosh Baruch Hu, unconditionally.

We would share Divine light with the Approbation and under Auspices of the Lubavitcher Rebbe Menachem Mendel Schneerson, with the approval of the Hakol Mishpacha and under a spiritual guidance of my dear Sandek Harav Nachman Sudak.

My only prenuptial conditions would be to precisely match your Valor qualities:

  • We have to build our Family in Jerusalem and raise our numerous kids on the founding principals of:

our Forefathers Abraham, Isaac and Yaakov and

our Foremothers Sarah, Rivkah, Rochel and Leah

CHUMASH

CHUMASH

  • You have to be patient enough to cope up with my internal Fire and intrinsic Ardor.
  • You have to be smart enough to complement and challenge my mental derivations along with my non standard deviations.
  • You have to be beautiful enough, for me, not to notice any women around. Excusez-Moi, for all other women prior. Je suis désolé!

You have to be open minded enough to discuss and read anything from Marquis de Sade “Justine” to Lion Feuchtwanger “Jud Süß”, from Antoine de Saint-Exupéry “Le Petit Prince” to Fyodor Dostoyevsky “Преступление и Наказание”, from Jack London “Love of Life” to Richard Bach “Jonathan Livingston Seagull”, from Henry David Thoreau “The Blithedale Romance” to Nathaniel Hawthorne “Egotism; or, The Bosom-Serpent”, from Jean-Jacques Rousseau “Discours sur l’origine et les fondements de l’inégalité parmi les hommes” to William Shakespeare “The Taming of the Shrew” or even “The Art of War” compiled by Sun Tzu should be available to you.

You have to be open minded enough to listen and appreciate following music pieces like “Requiem” and “Alla Turca” composed by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, “Orchestersuite Ouvertüre” directed by Johann Sebastian Bach, “Moonlight Sonata” written by Ludwig van Beethoven, world renowned “Swan Lake” composed by Tchaikovsky, and your contemporary musical preferences should be along the line with Mireille Mathieu’s sincere and pure “Pardonne moi ce caprice d’enfant”, brilliant Adriano Celentano and his internationally acclaimed “Ja tebia liubliu”, Edith Piaf with her unique trembling voice singing “Non, Je ne regrette rien”. When listening to Lara Fabian song “Je T’aime” goose bumps should arouse across your entire body, unmatched and edgy “Alejandro” by always on-fire Lady Gaga should excite you and, of course, fascinating Dalida with her Arabic-Italian-French cultural blend singing both “Helwa ya Baladi” or “Hava Nagila” exceptionally, as if she is either Arabic or Jewish, but she is simply neither nor.

Pierre-Auguste Renoir

Pierre-Auguste Renoir: “Luncheon of the Boating Party”, 1881.

You have to be sophisticated enough to differentiate between “The Dance” painted by Henri Émile-Benoît Matisse in 1909 and displayed in MOMA, New York, USA and “The Dance” painted in 1910 and displayed in Hermitage Museum, St. Petersburg, Russia in his les Fauves style.

Vincent Willem van Gogh’s post-impressionism paintings “Irises Saint-Remy” or “Red Poppies” should thrill your imagination not less than “Sunflowers” or “Starry Night”.

While Van Gogh’s masterpiece “La Courtisane” was influenced and inspired by japanese bijin-ga art by Keisai Eisen depicting Geisha’s sensuality and inner beauty.

You have to be knowledgeable enough not to confuse Oscar-Claude Monet with Édouard Manet. Hedonistic red hair “Olympia” with her demi-monde provocative gaze and conspicuous manners depicts petite nineteen years old Victorine Meurent, Manet’s favorite model and longtime Muse.

I want you to understand the depth and highly elaborated intricacies of the “Seated Harlequin” portrayed by Pablo Picasso, where he reveal white or even pale melancholic face that belongs to the clown Pierrot pining for Columbine’s love, but unable to compete with nimble Harlequin.

I am confident to declare that after 30 years of solitude, emptiness, wandering across continents without True meaning for Life – my Neshama is finally Complete, fully Charged and radiating lights of Joy & Happiness, simply because you are with me, I know how to reach you and where to find you. I, finally, uncovered my fifth element, my full potential, my missing puzzle piece, my soul mate, my partner in crime, but most importantly, my quiet and safe harbor, where I’m always welcomed either in good or bad, whether to fail or to rejuvenate.

You are the only One, who is capable to eloquently lay foundation to the Family to continue Yehuda tribe prophecy to dwell in Jerusalem and rule over the Land of Judea.

I Trust You.

My Neshama routing instructions are very simple:

Safe deposit name: HaKadosh Baruch Hu

Password to initiate complete wire transfer: Am Yisrael Chai

I’m willing and ready to release all other wiring instructions and personal secrets only to You, my Shagane!

Haftara Beshalach ends with such a profound verse: “May all Your enemies perish, O G-d, but those who love Him (should go from strength to strength) like the sun when it goes forth in its might (towards the afternoon). And the land had rest for forty years.”

A bientôt, ma Vie!