The State of the Union address was this week so I can write the equivalent of war and peace on that one with our President, so instead of that I will focus on the high, or the low lights of that speech.
The Republicans took the Senate and increased the seats in the house to historic proportions last fall so one would think that the President would at least acknowledge that. Naaaaaaah

Mr. President you are so vain you probably thought that the SOTU was about you.

The President actually quoted himself, a first in the speech to make a point. His point that we are not red states, we are not blue states, we are the United States… That may have been true when you were elected Mr. President, now … not so much. We are now… In the state of confusion. Yes you have done a marvelous job in separating all of us, blacks, whites, rich, poor, red states blue states, yup we are now the Disunited States thanks to you. Did you really read that famous book? How to influence friends, and piss everybody else off?

The President has taken credit for the sun rising, gas prices getting lower, the Ohio State Buckeyes victory’s (you didn’t win that) and dessert.

Apparently there is peace on earth, no terrorists certainly not Islamic ones, and there is finally a cure for the heartbreak of psoriasis.

The unemployment rate is now extremely low perhaps because everyone who is older and white has given up.

There are 7 million more people insured (according to him) and probably 200 million who are screwed with their insurance.

We have opened up relations with Cuba even though they haven’t reciprocated. According to the President why stay with a policy that hasn’t worked for 50 years? Really? What hasn’t worked? I don’t remember any more Cuban missile crisis’s the last time that we had a problem with Cuba was with your mentor Mr. President, yes Jimmy Carter, remember him? Other than that I think that it has worked pretty well.

To Tom Brady, the only thing that should have been deflated is your ego not the ball. Remember, cheaters never prosper, or sometimes they do…

To yet another Arab for stabbing innocent people on a bus in Israel.

To Iran for threatening “thunderbolts” for Israel’s alleged (ok they probably did it) bombing of the caravan of creeps who were on the Golan Heights near Israel. Hey Caravan of former creeps (Iranian generals, Hezbollah fighters and assorted other terrorists) WHAT WERE YOU DOING THERE? Certainly not having a picnic.

To Michael Moore, stop sniping at everyone you coward.

To President Obama for publicly saying that he won’t meet with the Prime Minister Netanyahu for “breaking protocol” in speaking to Congress.

To President Obama for breaking protocol on most everything that he does.
To John Kerry for equating the lack of integration of Muslim communities in Europe with the civil rights movement in the United States. What?

To whoever was the one on the Obama team , who reportedly said ‘There will be a price’: The Obama team is reportedly fuming over Netanyahu visit. ( foxnews)
What price will that be ? Maybe calling him a “chickenshit” , making him wait without food in the White House while the President goes to eat with his family ? Maybe trying to influence Israeli elections to get someone that is more maleable like Livni as Prime Minister ?
Not offering Kosher food at that visit ?

Oh or perhaps will you just make a really stupid deal with a terrorist country who is trying to make nuclear weapons ( Iran) that could endanger millions of people, not the least of which are us here in the United States? You mean that kind of price?

So to those who read this instead of watching for the latest news on “deflate gate” ( Tom Brady’s balls ) I wish you Shabbat Shalom especially Dem Sen. Menendez: Obama Statements on Iran “Sound like Talking Points Straight out Of Tehran”. Thank you for speaking out.

To all those mentioned and to others whom I didn’t (you know who you are)
No Shabbat Shalom to you.

Your friend Larry