I acknowledge before You, Lord my God and the God of my fathers, these sins that I have committed and that my recovery is Your hands. May it be Your will that You help me with total recovery and to use social media responsibly and only for good.

– For the sins I committed by making every discussion into a political one.

–  For the sins I committed by unfriending /blocking people who express views which are different from my own. I will work harder to be tolerant of stupid people.

– For the sins I committed by commenting on a post without reading the comments because TL:DR and what I have to say is more important anyway.

– For the sins I committed by calling people snowflake, facist, racist, communist, antifa, white supremacist whenever I couldn’t think of an actual argument.

– For the sins I committed by leaving the letter F for following because the follow option is too many damn clicks to make.

– For the sins I committed by allowing instigators to bait me on topics that will never ever be solved on SM.

– For the sins I committed by being a Grammar Nazi — but really, God, could you read my prayers if I used the wrong they’re/their/there??

– For the sins I committed by failure to HT.

– #For #the #sins #I #committed #by #abusing #hashtags

– For the sins I committed by tagging 25 people in a post to ask something that I could have googled in less time it took to tag them.

– For the sins I committed by answering people’s query with LMGTFY.

– For the sins I committed by asking people to LIKE MY (totally irrelevant) PAGE!

– For the sins I committed by adding people to my totally awesome new group that everyone surely wants to join.

– For the sins I committed by posting about a TV show /movie without the SPOILER

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– For the sins I committed by participating in inappropriate conversations … but it was SUCH a great line!

– For the sins I committed by whoring for RT, Likes & Shares.

– For the sins I committed by Fakebooking my way through the day like my kids poop cherries, my house is Martha Stewart organized, and I bake like Betty Crocker.

– For the sins I committed by being a complete tuchus and ending the post with a passive -aggressive  smiley 🙂

– For the sins I committed by retweeting GIF’s of knocking out Crooked Hillary with a golf ball.

– For the sins I committed by retweeting antisemitic memes (I didn’t know, I swear!)

– For the sins I committed by baiting and ridiculing a world leader, bringing my country to the verge of nuclear war.

(Trump Edition)

– For the sins I committed by … use of emojis 🙁

-For the sins I committed by … let’s see if you really care

-For the sins I committed by… And GO!!