Dancing with Torahs and singing in minyans

Zohar with cookies and countless opinions

Everything is for good and Kabbalistic Yang and Ying

These are a few of our favorite things

 

Kiddush with brownies and kugel with noodles

Give a guy an Aliya and hope he brings some shrudel

A vort from the Rabbi, a Rashi from the Book of Kings,

These are a few of our favorite things

 

Feminists and peaceniks and new age dominions

Multiculturalism and absolute vegans

Spirituality, Universality and Torah with wings

These are a few of our favorite things

 

When we feel bad, when we feel sad, when the enemy sings

We simply remember our favorite things

And then we don’t feel so bad

 

Rashi and Ramban and the Shulchan Aruch

Thinking anew is just for the Reformuch

Why deal with issues like foreign workers or biometrics?

Our favorite things cannot deal with these shmendriks

 

 

Transhumanism and Transgenderism

Secret police tactics and the paying off of judges

Mind control, GMO and other modern things

Why pay attention when Carlebach sings?

 

When we feel bad, when we feel sad, when the enemy pings

We simply remember our favorite things

And then we don’t feel so bad