the new israeli need for internet velocity, jan. 28, 2014

Can’t Clock This

Haikus keep briefings on Israel in context.

You can say alot
about Israelis and speed.
Just not everything.

Israelis argue.
One says this, the other, that.
And another, why?

Everywhere you go,
Always take the mobile. Do.
And kvetch about that.

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Some say Jews are news.
Is that why the Holy Land
makes headlines online?

From Metulla and
down to Eilat, the fact is,
we do love coffee.

Endless wars can’t end
without first understanding
why they must end fast.

Accountable, eh?
You think the system wants that?
Big machines love grease.

Full disclosure: In addition to cartooning and writing haikus for news, Yasha Harari has worked for a number of start-ups in the U.S. and Silicon Wadi.