Why do Jews always have so many different views about everything, including their own religion? Wouldn’t Jews have survived better with just one clear truth to unite us? Let us learn from a Talmudic discussion of rules relating to the book of Esther, and the events and characters in the book. The following selections are from Megillah pages 15 and 16.

The prophet Jeremiah is a descendant of Rahab the harlot. Rabbi Judah says: Hulda the prophetess was also one of the descendants of Rahab the harlot. She converted to Judaism and married Joshua.

Our Rabbis taught: her very name (Rahab means broad) inspired lust. R. Isaac said: Whoever says Rahab, Rahab at once has an erection. R. Nahman said to him: I say Rahab, Rahab and nothing happens to me!

Isaac replied: I was speaking of someone who is intimate with her. (Why is this discussed here? If Esther were not attractive she would not have become Queen, and would not have had the opportunity to protect the Jews. Is female attractiveness a bad thing? Does that depend on how she uses it, or on how males think about it?)

“The king stretched out the golden scepter in his hand to Esther.” (5:2). How much did it stretch? R. Jeremiah said: It was 2 cubits long and he made it 12 cubits (six-fold). Some say 16, some say 24, and some say 60. Rabbah bar Ofran said in the name of R. Eleazar who had it from his teacher, who had it from his teacher:200. (How far was it from the throne to the entrance? How big was the attraction of Esther? How phallic is the king? Are bigger miracles better?)

“Let the king and Haman come to my banquet” (5:4) What was Esther’s reason for inviting Haman? R. Eleazar said: she set a trap for him. R. Joshua said: she had learned in her father house “If your enemy is hungry give him bread to eat”(Proverbs 25:21)

R. Meir said: so Haman would not plot a coup. R. Judah said: so no one would suspect Esther was Jewish. R. Nehemiah said: so the Jewish people should not depend on her and stop praying.

R. Jose said: so she could keep her eye on him. R. Joshua ben Korha said: she thought—I will encourage Haman so the king will be enraged and kill us both.

R. Eliezer of Modi’im said she made the king jealous of Haman and she also made the princes jealous of him.

Rabbah ben Abbuha came across Elijah the prophet and asked him: Which of these reasons prompted Esther to act as she did? He replied: All of them. All the reasons given by the Rabbis are correct. (This is why people say: two Jews, three opinions; and Rabbi Maller adds: 2 Rabbis, 7 opinions.