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Feb 15, 2023, 5:58 AM

Facebook Frenzy

Dear Jack, I just received your Facebook friend request and although I‘d really like to confirm it, because I don’t want to be responsible for any possibilities of your inferiority complex and ongoing psych bills, I have to decline. That...

Feb 13, 2023, 5:50 PM

Humor After Death

The other day my friend and I went to visit my late husband’s grave, may he rest in peace. As we were there, we looked at the other gravestones. Gravestones or headstones (unless one is buried the wrong way...

Jun 24, 2022, 11:24 AM

The Last Frontier

As a general rule in dating and marriage selection, a glaring, unspoken age prejudice against women, is accepted within all cultures. As men age, their pool of age choices for dating and marriage increases and the pool of age...

Apr 6, 2022, 8:09 AM

Too often, after the honeymoon period, for taking you too lightly, as a gift, I’m now grieving. Wilder, in Our Town, said it best: not being present, every moment, we’re not really living, just existing. Then, death. To compound the omission, I tried to run from...

Apr 5, 2022, 3:18 PM

Corporate Word Play

Eventually, many will enter an independent incontinent entity or be sanitized and shuttered in Hollowed Edge, Shady Side, Potters Place, Soothing Sounds, and Grassy Knoll (and we know that outcome). Middle class patter categorizes all who can pay as independent, while superbly manicured, upper crusted corporate...

Apr 3, 2022, 9:55 PM

Mistakes, misjudgments, missed acts of self preservation, missed opportunities, miscalculations, missing the target. No matter that you mistook the object of your trust only to be stolen. Forgive yourself for misappropriating your brain.

Aug 17, 2021, 8:13 AM

The gift: Solutions before problems, Millard, and butterflies

My loving, Orthodox, friend Ivy Edelstein taught me that the Gemara teaches, “G-d sends the solution and then the problem.” Thinking back, I have found this to be true so many times in my life that I can’t count them....

Jun 20, 2021, 5:52 PM

Sharing memories….

After a valiant, three year, battle with cancer, Millard my loving husband and father to my two children from a previous marriage, who was also a wise lawyer and judge, a beloved human to each of his hunting dogs,...

Mar 19, 2021, 5:58 PM

Let’s cancel ‘cancel culture’ bullying….

This cancel culture crap (and that’s exactly what it is) is making me sick. It’s destroying democracy under our noses. If I don’t like Dr. Seuss or Curious George I don’t have to read them and if enough people agree...

Dec 19, 2020, 5:05 PM

Unclaimed freight

I am almost, pretty much, sophisticated, savvy, and careful (or hereafter, SS and C, just between us, or JBU, as real oxymoronic Facebook friends say) when it comes to Nigerian email scams. But I know a good deal when I...

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Having been a teacher, social worker, lawyer, writer, and radio show host(ess), Audrey is now continuing to write, playing at improv comedy, and exploring other activities that can turn stress into joy and laughter.

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