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Dec 19, 2022, 11:56 PM

Zionist’s Guide to the World Cup–Day 298

Four-and-a-half years ago, the Zionist's Guide to the World Cup (ZGWC) wrote the following in its final blog for the 2018 World Cup: "The 2022 World Cup will be held in Qatar. Most likely, further indignities await the Zionist fan....

Dec 18, 2022, 9:12 AM

Zionist’s Guide to the World Cup–Day 28

400,000,000+ Morocco fans can't be wrong. Morocco ended its run at the World Cup with two straight defeats, as they lost the third place final to Croatia 2-1. True, the match produced approximately 3.8 million delirious Croatians. However, the fact...

Dec 16, 2022, 10:09 AM

Zionist’s Guide to the World Cup–Day 27

The NCAA Basketball Tournament used to include a third place game in which the semi-final losers had the chance to play one more game. It was eventually abrogated because college basketball teams spurned the chance to finish in third...

Dec 15, 2022, 10:12 PM

Zionist’s Guide to the World Cup–Day 26

SPECIAL BONUS TRIVIA QUESTION! As a reward to our reader(s), the Zionist Guide to the World Cup (ZGWC) is proud to offer a compelling trivia question (as well as the answer—on a complimentary basis). But one must read (or...

Dec 14, 2022, 10:41 AM

Zionist’s Guide to the World Cup – Day 25

The good news is that the Zionist's Guide to the World Cup's (ZGWC) Croatian problem has been solved. By losing 3-0 to the solid, Leonel Messi-led Argentines, the Croatians have been eliminated from the chance to win the World...

Dec 13, 2022, 10:29 AM

Zionist’s Guide to the World Cup–Day 24

No one said the task of the Zionist's Guide to the World Cup (ZGWC) would be easy. For the second consecutive World Cup, Croatia has made it deep into the tournament. Likewise, for the second consecutive World Cup, the ZGWC...

Dec 12, 2022, 7:34 AM

Zionist’s Guide to the World Cup–Day 23

...And then there were four. The dust has finally settled on the World Cup quarterfinals, and the Zionist's Guide to the World Cup (ZGWC) is left to pick up the ambiguous pieces. Of course, it is important to note that...

Dec 9, 2022, 7:24 AM

Zionist’s Guide to the World Cup–Day 20

The quarterfinals have arrived, and only the big boys of international football are left. And Morocco. Tomorrow, the quarters begin with Croatia taking on Brazil. Reasons to cheer for Croatia: Since its founding from the breakup of the former Yugoslavia,...

Dec 8, 2022, 7:54 AM

Zionist’s Guide to the World Cup–Day 19

After more than two weeks of constant action, there were no soccer matches at the World Cup on this day. Instead, there was just the usual Qatari hypocrisy, oppression of foreign workers, anti-Semitism, and homophobia to entertain the masses. The...

Dec 7, 2022, 10:28 AM

Zionist’s Guide to the World Cup–Day 18

Whither Morocco? Following their victory over the hapless Spanish squad (more about La Roja, below), the triumphant Moroccan team waved a Palestinian flag during the course of their celebrations. It should be acknowledged, though, that video clip viewed by the...

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Doug Klein is an attorney in Chicago and the wrestling coach at Ida Crown Jewish Academy.