Gary Epstein
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Biden, Blinken, and Chuck

(With Apologies to Eugene Field)

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Biden, Blinken, and Chuck one night,
Awoke to the sound of the street
Bemoaning Palestinian terrorists’ plight,
In Gaza going down to defeat.
“Where are you going and what do you wish?”
CNN timidly asked the three,
Whose integrity already had started to squish,
And whose wokeness had bent their knee.

“We have come to betray the Jews, we fear,
For the elections are coming nigh,
The 2-state solution is dead, it’s clear,
But . . . leftist votes we need to buy.

So our souls we’re selling,
That’s the truth we’re telling,”
Said Biden,
And Chuck.

CNN glowed; it loved the lies,
And the perfidy of these three jerks,
So it spread their lies about genocide
To protect their Washington perks.
For they all knew that any genocide
Was by the terrorists’ brutal hand,
Who laughed and cheered as children died,
And raped and kidnapped as planned.

The lies were repeated on campus and quad
The anti-semites encouraged with glee
And the feeble brains of the treacherous Squad
Wished Jews dead from river to sea.
For their souls they were selling,
That’s the truth we’re telling,
Doddering Biden,
Traitorous Blinken,
And Chuck

Now Biden was frail and Biden was old,
His mind was blank; words and thoughts weren’t flowing,
And he’d turned into a yelling scold
But knew which way the wind was blowing.

In order to keep peddling the Biden brand,
Needed votes of rabid Jew-haters,
So he was willing to abandon his Zionist stand,
Join hands with the other traitors.

For their souls they were selling,
That’s the truth we’re telling,
Senile Biden,
Weak-kneed Blinken,
And Chuck

Blinken’s stepfather was among the survivors,
Which he mentions at every opportunity,
But his family be damned, he joined holocaust deniers
Accused Jews with disingenuity.
“Israel may perish and its soldiers may die,
Saving Arab civilians is your highest priority,
Forget duty to citizens, state, and God on high,
As I’ve betrayed my Step-Dad and my moral authority.”

For their souls they were selling,
That’s the truth we’re telling,
Decrepit Biden,
Timorous Blinken,
And Chuck

Chuck (“Shomer”) proclaims himself protector of Israel’s nation
And hustles AIPAC and Jews for cash,
Whining obsequiousness is his specialization,
And he fears Ocasio-Cortez, though she’s trash.
So he treacherously calls for the government to fall,
In our democratic ally, the only Jewish state
Violating decency and precedent with shameless gall,
Spewing vile, disgusting, and self-serving hate.

There are so many words that rhyme with Chuck,
May he get the fate he deserves and run out of luck.

For their souls they were selling,
That is the truth we’re telling,
Corrupt Biden,
Simpering Blinken,
And Most Loathsome Chuck

Biden, Blinken, and Chuck one day
Will leave this world behind,
Remembered for courage they failed to display,
Their evil and treacherous minds.
Public servants who abandoned ideals and friends
Could not deserve less honorable ends.

For their souls they sold,
Let the truth be told,
And Chuck

About the Author
Gary Epstein is a retired teacher and lawyer residing in Modi'in, Israel. He was formerly the Head of the Global Corporate and Securities Department of Greenberg Traurig, a global law firm with an office in Tel Aviv, which he founded and of which he was the first Managing Partner. He and his wife Ahuva are blessed with18 grandchildren, ka"h, all of whom he believes are well above average. He currently does nothing. He believes he does it well.
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