Deranged Trump Syndrome

Some of the readers of my blog have accused little old me of having Deranged Trump Syndrome (DTS). Like that’s a bad thing. I wear the title with pride like the Royals wear their crowns. According to my shrink, I possess multiple syndromes. Here’s a short list of the syndromes my readers have bestowed upon my head:

Lover of Freedom Syndrome;

Lover of America Syndrome;

Lover of Putting Convicted Felons in Prison Syndrome;

Lover of People Who Tell the Truth Syndrome;

Lover of the US Constitution Syndrome;

Lover of People Who Speak Truth to Power Syndrome;

Lover of People Who Don’t Call Our Military “Suckers and Losers” Syndrome

Lover of People That Hate Traitors;

Lover of People with Moral Standards Syndrome;

Hater of Destroyers of Democracy Syndrome;

Hater of Insurrectionists Syndrome;

Hater of Conman Syndrome;

Hater of Dictators Syndrome;

Hater of Destroyers of Roe v. Wade Syndrome;

Hater of Bigots and Racists and Homophobes and antisemites Syndrome;

Hater of Fox News Syndrome;

Hater of Corrupt Justices Sitting on The Supreme Court Syndrome;

Hater of Religious Folks That Think Trump Is The Messiah Syndrome;

Hater of Rapists Syndrome;

Hater of Hypocrites Syndrome;

Hater of People Who Support Donald J. Trump Syndrome;

Hater of People That Think Deranged Trump Syndrome Is A Bad Thing Syndrome;

And here’s the syndrome I’m most proud of wearing: Lover of People Who on Election Day Vote For Joe Biden Syndrome.