Mort Laitner

Deranged Trump Syndrome

Some of the readers of my blog have accused little old me of having Deranged Trump Syndrome (DTS). Like that’s a bad thing. I wear the title with pride like the Royals wear their crowns. According to my shrink, I possess multiple syndromes. Here’s a short list of the syndromes my readers have bestowed upon my head:

Lover of Freedom Syndrome;

Lover of America Syndrome;

Lover of Putting Convicted Felons in Prison Syndrome;

Lover of People Who Tell the Truth Syndrome;

Lover of the US Constitution Syndrome;

Lover of People Who Speak Truth to Power Syndrome;

Lover of People Who Don’t Call Our Military “Suckers and Losers” Syndrome

Lover of People That Hate Traitors;

Lover of People with Moral Standards Syndrome;

Hater of Destroyers of Democracy Syndrome;

Hater of Insurrectionists Syndrome;

Hater of Conman Syndrome;

Hater of Dictators Syndrome;

Hater of Destroyers of Roe v. Wade Syndrome;

Hater of Bigots and Racists and Homophobes and antisemites Syndrome;

Hater of Fox News Syndrome;

Hater of Corrupt Justices Sitting on The Supreme Court Syndrome;

Hater of Religious Folks That Think Trump Is The Messiah Syndrome;

Hater of Rapists Syndrome;

Hater of Hypocrites Syndrome;

Hater of People Who Support Donald J. Trump Syndrome;

Hater of People That Think Deranged Trump Syndrome Is A Bad Thing Syndrome;

And here’s the syndrome I’m most proud of wearing: Lover of People Who on Election Day Vote For Joe Biden Syndrome.

About the Author
Florida's Jewish short-story writer, speaker, film producer and retired attorney. He has authored, "A Hebraic Obsession", "The Hanukkah Bunny" and "The Greatest Gift." He produced an award-winning short film entitled, "The Stairs". Movie can be viewed online. ChatGPT says, Mort is known for his works that often explore themes of love, loss, and the human connection. Laitner has published several books , including “A Hebraic Obsession.” His writing style is characterized by its emotional depth and introspection. Laitner’s works have garnered praise for their heartfelt expression and keen insight into the human experience. Mort is in his third year as president of the South Florida Writers Association. He was a correspondent for the Fort Lauderdale Sun Sentinel Jewish Journal.
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