How Netanyahu surprisingly could end up behind bars anyway

Turning right thrice is a left turn

First, Bibi let his ministers attack LGBTQ youths. We’re waiting until they end up in jail.

Then, Bibi let them throw Israeli Muslims under the bus. We’re waiting until they end up in jail.

Then, Bibi attacked reserve soldiers and pilots with a conscience. We’re waiting until they end up in jail.

Then, Bibi let his ministers throw Israeli women and police under the bus. We’re waiting until they end up in jail.

Then, Bibi ignored the whole financial world pleading to stop the judicial overhaul. We’re waiting until they end up in jail.

Then, Bibi ignored the modal impoverished ultra-Orthodox Jews who used to be cared for by Deri. We’re waiting until they end up in jail.

And when everyone sits in jail, Bibi will realize that it looks the same as if he were in jail and the rest not. A bit late.

Possibly, he’ll imitate his Dutch counterpart. He ruined the whole country and after crossing 10 red lines with everyone, announced new elections, and resigned from politics. The electorate can’t even vote on his rule.

Since we’re under a constant media barrage of falsehoods, here’s some air:

We are not divided. The People is more united than ever.

We don’t hate. We counter hate with love and solidarity.

We’re not anxious or furious. We are optimistic and determined. We’ll win.

Equality and democracy can’t lose. The coalition has, is, and will be lost.

We are the most pluralistic movement Israel has ever seen.

Elected officials trying to uproot democracy are the anti-democrats.

We long for elections. We believe in the People. We are the People.

Netanyahu got a pacemaker this morning. It’s not at all what the name and the press say. Heart diseases are most feared for the inability of the heart, a muscle, to contract properly. Pacemakers are for something else totally. The heart is driven to contract by a couple of cells in the atrium. A wave of electricity then makes the atria contract and then arrives at the ventricles. There, a couple of cells need to start the same at the main chambers of the heart. If now the natural pacemaker cells or the electrical connection between the two sets of chambers sometimes fail, we faint. The ventricles, though, have a backup mechanism making them contract 40 beats per minute. For a fainted person, that’s enough to survive, but it’s not ideal, and fainting can give you a nasty fall. Here a pacemaker comes in. It does nothing until the regular electricity pattern is disrupted. Then, it springs into action and gives the impulse that was delayed. In Bibi’s case, there is no sign of heart muscle disease. A few cells sometimes electronically don’t do their work. Two fainting spells are enough for a pacemaker. It will only work once a year or so. I once walked with an elderly pacemaker patient, and bang, his pacemaker kicked in. It just saved my life again, he said happily. Netanyahu’s heart health is excellent. Just that you know.

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