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Israel Startup Nation at the 8th Gaza Challenge

On September 22, Israel startup nation CEO Bibi Netanyahu pitched his “New Middle East” project at the United Nations Summit, a kind of Web Summit for nations:

Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu holds his map of “The New Middle East” and a red marker pen as he addresses the 78th session of the United Nations General Assembly on September 22, 2023. © Richard Drew, AP

Chairman Bibi presented his plans to expand the Abraham Deal to a new customer, Saudi Arabia. His map had an Israel territory that includes Gaza, the West Bank and the Golan Heights, while his map had no Palestine on it:

Zoom of Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu holding his map of “The New Middle East” and a red marker pen as he addresses the 78th session of the United Nations General Assembly on September 22, 2023. © Richard Drew, AP

Despite his enthusiasm, Bibi didn’t evangelize other nations with his message of peace and prosperity. Most nations looked away, and others felt uncomfortable.

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu addresses the 78th session of the United Nations General Assembly, September 22, 2023, at United Nations headquarters. (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)

However, the biggest backlash happened two weeks later: on October 7, Palestinian competitor responded to Bibi’s plan with a massive airdrop of Hamas (HAMAS) cryptocurrency tokens, showing resistance to being wiped off the map:

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With this killer feature, Hamas hackers breached the Israeli Iron Firewall, and performed a terrible ransomware attack

Palestinians groups break over a fence with the help of a digger as the clashes between Palestinian groups and Israeli forces continue in Gaza City, Gaza on Oct. 7, 2023. Photo: Ashraf Amra/Anadolu Agency via Getty Images.

The Startup Nation is still scrambling several responses to this Gaza Challenge, 8th Edition (a challenge launched by Bibi himself in 2005). No response has been compelling so far.

As a startup advisor, I will review a few approaches taken by the Israel Startup Nation. In the next post, I will propose my own advice.

Flatten Hamas (HAMAS) into a shitcoin

After such historic humiliation, destruction of Hamas is a must-do for the Israel startup nation. However, this milestone will be hard to reach: Hamas is a well-prepared decentralized organization, with underground tunnels in the Gaza darknet:

Islamic Jihad supporters, squat in a tunnel in south Gaza, as they take part in military training in 2015 (AFP)

Even if all Hamas crypto tokens disappear, other crypto-assets will replace them, like Hamas replaced others in the past. In addition, after the All-Time High peak of October 7, Hamas copycats are expected, as it often happens with meme coins (Dodge Coin, Shib, Husky…)

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The Palestinian brand attracts millions of followers around the free world, from Baghdad to Manhattan:

An overview of the massive protest in Baghdad, Iraq. [Ahmed Saad/Reuters]
BRYAN R. SMITH/AFP via Getty Images People rally in support of Palestinians on Sunday in Times Square.
In free markets, demand creates supply, in one way or another.

Raise more VC funding

To avoid a brutal crash of the Israel startup nation, angel investor Joe Biden offered an emergency package (mullahs in Iran would call Joe Biden a “satan investor”):

US President Joe Biden (L) and Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu (R) meet in Tel Aviv, Israel on October 18, 2023. [GPO/ Handout – Anadolu Agency]
Joe’s dry powder guarantees short-term survival of the startup, but it’s not sustainable over the long term. Israel can’t remain incubated forever. At 75 years old, the startup nation needs to grow up, and to find its own way towards IPO.

Change the CEO

In Tech Aviv, CEO Bibi is facing a strike: his startup team demands his resignation

Israelis protest in Tel Aviv against PM Netanyahu’s attempt to weaken the Supreme Court. (Reuters)
Will it be sufficient? Did these angry employees propose an alternative vision to the ‘New Middle East’ of Bibi?

No, according to their PR manager, Yuval Noah Harari. They feel a little “worried” about the existing organization chart by the HR Department, but they don’t have any alternative plan:

Yuval Noah Harari. (Photo: AFP)

Change the UN Summit CEO

Israel demanded the United Nations CEO Tony Guterres to resign immediately, after comments perceived as offending

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This lobbying is powerful: Israel already obtained the resignation of the original Web Summit CEO Paddy Cosgrave, after his own provocative comments on the situation
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Paddy moved too fast and broke things, like a true startupper.

Tony will be harder to remove without breaking up the whole UN institution: his core mission is to defend the right to exist of the UN Charter. A United Nations without Charter is like a Web Summit without website.

Blacklist the competition

Wall Street banker Bill Ackman called to blacklist pro-Palestine Harvard students:

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For Billy, the solution is to mute competition through economic sanctions and job market distortion.

Capitalists know better that breaking the thermometer won’t cure the fever, except in North Korea.

Annihilate the competition

Humanist Genocide Developer Danny Ayalon planned a dignified deportation for Gaza people. “Tent cities” with fast Wi-Fi will soon welcome these new digital nomads in the Sinai desert:

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Longbeach Campground Ras Al Khaimah

Danny’s final solution with a human face will be difficult to execute without escalating the conflict elsewhere. Market players don’t want to see this game spilling out of the sandbox.

Conclusion

When startuppers don’t identify the right bottlenecks, they keep scrambling with flawed approaches. As a result, operation costs skyrocket, and ultimately, the right to exist of the startup becomes threatened.

In the next posts, I will propose my own advice for the Israel Startup Nation, as a professional startup advisor.

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Professional data scientist working at the intersection of AI and biotech. Political observer and analyst as a hobby.
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