My attempt at the peace process: We should all become ‘Non-Bliebers’

I know that John Kerry is crazy excited to share his awesome Peace Plan with us and the world. And I’m sure it’s worthy of a Nobel Peace Prize, cause those are just the kinds of stamps of approval these plans get; but hear me out when I say I think I may have found the key to unlocking peace in the Middle East.

What’s behind the peace door? It’s not a treaty with lots of big words. It’s not prisoner swaps or even land swaps, or freezing settlements or long-winded speeches. It’s sexier than all that. And its got hair. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful hair.

It’s Justin Bieber.

Because if there is nothing else I learned from my conflict resolution class, both sides must come together and realize we are not the enemy. So while the United States debates Bieber’s deportation and before he gets another DUI, let’s bring him to the promise land and together we can have a common enemy.

Lets put aside our differences, our past and even our present and become ‘Non-Bliebers.’ Together we can end this conflict once and for all.

“We are the world, we’re Non-Bliebers
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So lets start giving
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re saving our own lives
Its true we’ll make a better day
Just you and me…and Bieber”