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Elaine Rosenberg Miller

Tutti Frutti

Every time I start to write something the news races right past me.

-Tim Walz with a brand new Italian hunting rifle which he apparently he doesn’t know how to use

-Kamala’s plagiarism in her book “Smart on Crime”

-Trump schooling the Bloomberg Editor-in-Chief at the Economic Club of Chicago

-Saturday Night Live’s mockery of Harris, Trump. Biden, Walz and Doug

-Doug telling us Kamala made him a better Jew.

-Howard Stern wearing a tie

-Obama patronizing black men by telling them “Part of it makes me think that, well you just aren’t feeling the idea of having a woman as president, and you’re coming up with other alternatives and other reasons for that”

-Kamala dissing Columbus Day, implying that there was no devastation, war, violence, slavery, disease before the arrival of the Europeans

-Walz proclaiming that “JD Vance is a venture capitalist cosplaying as a cowboy. I don’t even know what a venture capitalist does.”

and his past statement

“And I think seeing a plan that’s out there, talking about it with folks, knowing that he’s not gonna do anything. If he talks about this wall. I always say, let me know how high it is. If it’s 25 feet, then I’ll invest in the 30-foot ladder factory.”

and finally

“We can’t have four more years of this.”

The Obamas have recently taken turns hectoring, finger wagging and trying to shame voters. They have twin aggrieved “I know better than you” countenances and speak hypnotic phrases, part comity/part threat.

And Kamala? She changes her accents like someone changes their shoes. She pretends to be Hispanic, a black preacher, whatever her team thinks is necessary. She wears 1980s “Dynasty” shoulder pads under monochromatic Mao-like pants suits trying to imply power and authority.

Nothing beats Michelle’s final words at a Kalamazoo, MI rally.

She took the stage to discuss intimate female body functions (imagine Margaret Thatcher talking like that!) and said “We have every right to demand that the men in our lives do better by us….. We are more than just baby-making vessels.”

We are witnessing a replay of Balak/Balam.

The more they try to curse Trump (and his voters) the higher he rises in the polls.

Right now, thousands of people are lined up around Madison Square Garden in New York City where many have waited all night to attend Trump’s rally. Anyone who has ever lived in New York City or visited New York City know that this is incredible. New Yorkers don’t wait for anything.

The United States presidential election is November 5, 2024.

Fasten your seatbelts.

About the Author
Elaine Rosenberg Miller writes fiction and non-fiction. Her work has appeared in numerous print publications and online sites, domestically and abroad, including JUDISCHE RUNDSCHAU, THE BANGALORE REVIEW, THE FORWARD, THE HUFFINGTON POST and THE JEWISH PRESS. Her books,, FISHING IN THE INTERCOASTAL AND OTHER SHORT STORIES, THE CHINESE JEW. THE TRUST and PALMBEACHTOWN are available on Amazon and Kindle.
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