Roger M. Kaye
A retired physicist reinvented as thriller novels writer

Well, You Know What I Mean

Nothing to do with my Blog, but, you know, a nice Picture, if you see what I mean (Free for Use Photo by Anna Shvets from Pexels)

Watching the many interviews with commentators and other experts on my TV, I am struck by the number of times they come up with “you know” and “I mean”.

Consequently, I find myself shouting at the screen …….
Firstly, you are right, I don’t know. If I did know, you would all be out of a job.
And subsequently, if you don’t mean it, then don’t say it.

But listening carefully, I find that most commentators do know what they are saying and mean what they say. Saying “you know” is just a trick that gives the speaker time to think of what to say next.

Similarly, “I mean” is a way to stall for time while the person is thinking what to say. These filler words or phrases are used to avoid any awkward silences. Quite often, the speaker isn’t even aware they’re using these fillers. But they don’t add any meaning to the speaker’s words, and it can be annoying for the listener.

As a matter of fact, these filler words have a name, “discourse markers”. They are usually only needed when you’re speaking out loud. Broadly speaking, you won’t find fillers in a written work, although there is always the exception.

However, I will admit, in the first place, that I have very little to say in today’s blog, but, you know, I must find something to write. It is, I mean, difficult to come up with something new, you know, every day.

What I need, you know, is a bloggers’ equivalent to these useful meaningless words. I need to fill in enough content, I mean, to get to my, you know, usual 500 words.

So, in conclusion, to sum it up, you are invited to count the number of discourse markers I have managed to slip in to this otherwise pointless blog. But, as a matter of fact, I am, meanwhile, working with both the Telegraph and Sky News on my next blog which, above all, you should not miss. It might, moreover, once again, mention our fearless, or perhaps fearful, leader.

To see for yourself how and when to use pointless fillers:

And, whereas on one hand, I have managed to finish this blog, on the other hand I have not reached my target 500 words. Despite this fact, I will submit it for publication.

Furthermore, dear reader, do not bother to count the words; in contrast to my usual blogs there are just 427.

And lastly, all that remains is to get this blog past the watchful eye of the Times of Israel editor.

About the Author
The author has been living in Rehovot since making Aliya in 1970. A retired physicist, he divides his time between writing adventure novels, getting his sometimes unorthodox views on the world into print, and working in his garden. An enthusiastic skier and world traveller, the author has visited many countries. His first novels "Snow Job - a Len Palmer Mystery" and "Not My Job – a Second Len Palmer Mystery" are published for Amazon Kindle. The author is currently working on the third Len Palmer Mystery - "Do Your Job".
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