Mort Laitner
Mort Laitner

You Led A Good Life

It was one of those days where my life’s real troubles were apt to be things that never crossed my worried mind.

The kind of day where I was literally blindsided at 9 a.m. on an idle Tuesday morning.

At 8:00 a.m., I voted in the Bush-Clinton presidential election.

At 8:30 a.m., I cruised, top down, in my brand-spanking-new blue Miata

As the cool November breeze parted my hair, the sun baked the top of my head. I smiled the smile of a trouble-free man driving his mid-life-crisis toy. No need for the radio to be on, this picture needed no background music.

Damn it!

I heard the mood-breaking, troubling beeps emanating from my pants pocket. The digital number displayed on my beeper was a co-worker, followed by our emergency code. As I pulled off I-95, I worried about finding a pay-phone in this dangerous neighborhood. I found one and, of course, it was broken. The next phone I located worked, but my co-worker failed to pick up.

Machine: “This is the Department of Health and Rehabilitative Services, please clearly enunciate your name, phone number and message after the beep.”

As my mood shifted into negative mode. I responded in a firm tone, “If you beep someone with an emergency, please try to be near your phone so you can respond,” slamming down the receiver in an act of frustration.

At 8:45 a.m., 15 minutes wasted, I jumped back in my car, clicked on my seat belt, and started driving toward my office. I remembered the promise I made to that state trooper three months earlier who was about to write me a ticket for failure to wear the belt. “Officer, as a fellow state employee, I promise you from this day on, I will always wear my seat belt when behind the wheel of my automobile.” (The promise worked. I didn’t get the ticket.)

At 8:58 a.m., I felt the beeper in my shirt pocket. I screamed, “I HATE PEOPLE WHO YELL EMERGENCY WITHOUT WAITING FOR A RESPONSE!” (You can do this in a convertible on I-95 and no one but G-d hears you.)

At 8:59 a.m., catharsis, the scream worked. I felt much better as I turned off the freeway. I was two blocks away from my office.

At 9:00 a.m., I drove under the overpass. Shadows in dark shades of grey reflected on the cement pillars as I waited for the light to change. Green appeared. I inched forward as I glanced to my right. I saw a 10-ton truck running the red light right into me. I entered a slow motion world. I heard a deafening screech of brakes. Then, the loudest crash I had ever heard.

I blacked out as my brain shifted into pause.

In total darkness, an inner voice said, “You’re dead.”

The voice then said the five most important words I ever heard, “You led a good life.”

Now the viewing screen in my mind imagined a large VCR and a heavenly finger pushing down on the play button.

The VCR and the hand disappeared, only to be replaced by black and white twirling clouds.

These clouds formed a tornado.

This speeding funnel disappeared as my eyes focused on the exploded air-bag.

The smell of burning rubber and noxious gasses burned my nostrils as my body rattled from the blow of the air-bag.

I had to get out of the car.


Next thought, am I a quadriplegic?

Moving my left hand pinkie finger on the door handle, I appreciated that I have control of one of my hands.

Next thought, am I a paraplegic?

Slowly, I popped the lock and the Miata door opened. Breathing in toxic fumes, I said a silent prayer, “Please G-d let me get out of this car.”

I scanned my body for injuries.

As I looked for blood, I only saw a small scratch on my ring finger from which one tear-shaped droplet of blood flowed.

With all the energy I could muster, I pushed my body out of the wreck.

I screamed and jumped for joy, “I’m the luckiest man — I’m alive — I’m not paralyzed!”

Standing next to me was the lady whose car the truck slammed my car into. In amazement she asked, “Are you okay?”

“Am I okay? I am the luckiest person in Miami,” I bellowed.

She eye-balled my destroyed vehicle not appreciating my love of life and health.

The police arrived and issued the truck driver a ticket.

Then the ambulance arrived.

The paramedics examined me.

As I lay on their stretcher with a blood pressure cuff strapped to my arm, I studied my ring finger.

I couldn’t believe what I observed. Miraculously, the scratch and the blood had vanished.

The paramedics recommended I go to the hospital for further tests.

I declined their offer, still mystified over what happened to the cut.

As I walked the two remaining blocks to my office, I reflected on how the airbag and the seatbelt saved my life.

I marveled at the sun’s rays piercing though the clouds.

I wondered out loud, “Had I really led a good life?”

For the third time that day, I stared at my ring finger which triggered the memory of that heavenly finger pushing down on the VCR play button.

On that cool November day, I no longer worried about my life’s troubles because I knew the answer.

About the Author
Florida's Jewish short-story writer, speaker, film producer and retired attorney. He has authored, "A Hebraic Obsession", "The Hanukkah Bunny" and "The Greatest Gift." He produced an award-winning short film entitled, "The Stairs". Movie can be viewed on my TOI blog. Mort is a correspondent for the Fort Lauderdale Sun Sentinel Jewish Journal.
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