Miley Cyrus may be the sour point for Jewish parents in 2013. The young innocent girl that captured clean-cut hearts when she played “Hannah Montana” has turned into a tongue-wielding, twerking 22-year-old whose highly suggestive performances are now making her fans scratch their heads (and hopefully that’s all they’re scratching.)
Not to fear! Some friends, animals, and I have gotten together to sanctify Miley’s rebellious ways and turn them towards defending Jewish rights in the land of Israel. We in Israel, and especially in Judea and Samaria, are losing our innocence—or at least we should be. We’ve gotten beaten around long enough by decrepit politicians, Jewish and not-Jewish, who want to dictate to us where we should live, how we should act, how we should behave, what we should want, what people should want of us.
We’ve had enough. Channeling Miley’s defiant spirit in her song “We
Can’t Stop,” we are saying: WE, JEWS, CAN’T STOP. We can’t stop building, loving, praying, doing what we want in our land. Too quote Miley, “Only God can Judge ya. Forget the haters, cuz Somebody loves ya.”
So yes, Miley, we shall all be redeemed. And when Miley tours Israel next year, she will find a warm home in Israel and even the “West Bank,” whether some old Jewish men like it or not. Let’s twerk the land of Israel together!