Like much of the Jewish world, I spent this past Thursday night watching the opening ceremony of the 19th Maccabiah Games, known by members of the Tribe as the “Jewish Olympics.” Though I have been looking forward to the games for months, I could never have imagined how proud and sentimental I would feel watching the spectacle unfold.

I was overwhelmed as 9,000 Jewish athletes from over 70 countries streamed into Jerusalem’s Teddy Stadium to greet tens of thousands of adoring fans, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and President Shimon Peres among them. And I was simply beside myself when the musical portion of the evening began with a rousing rendition of “Anachnu Ma’aminim” (“We Are Believers”).

I was inspired by the fact that there were still so many proud Jews around the world (sometimes, I wonder), many living in countries where Jews were persecuted for centuries. But, as the ultimate survivors, we outlast, outwit and outplay our enemies every step of the way. (They tried to kill us. We survived. Play ball!)

The scene also reminded me of “Aliya La’Regel,” the Biblically mandated thrice annual pilgrimage of Jews from distant lands to the Holy Temple in Jerusalem. It was beautiful to see so many “different kinds of Jews” united for a single purpose in our holy city. Unfortunately, it is not something we witness often.

Finally, I noted how similar this Jew-tastic exhibition was to the final scene of Go, Dog. Go!, the classic children’s book by P.D. Eastman. (I know – this just got weird. It might be time to supplement my literary diet with some “big boy” books. How do you think my boys will feel about Dan Brown?)

At first, I laughed off this bizarre thought, wondering if it might be time to go to bed. But then I started to seriously consider writing a Maccabiah-themed spoof. After all, I am always looking for ways to teach my children that the word “Jew” should not be seen as dirty word but a badge of honor (perhaps even a medal of distinction).

So, I wrote it.

And against my better judgment, I will share it with you…

Go, Jews! Go!

By Elie Klein

athletic jews


Athletic Jews.

peres amare

(Via Yissachar Ruas)

Little Jews and big Jews.

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(Via Nir Barkat – Facebook)

Two tenacious Jews with shiny medals.



Some Jews riding around on bikes.


(Via Maccabiah – Facebook)

Some Jews riding around in pimped out buses.


(Via Maccabiah – Facebook)

Jews over the water.



A Jew in the water.



The Jews are all going around, and around, and around the track. Go around again!



Jews on boats in the water during a race.


(Via Times of Israel)

A Jew on a pommel horse.

dani horse 2

(Courtesy of Danielle Goldstein)

A Jew on a leaping horse.

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(Via Maccabiah – Facebook)

Jews at work.


Jews at play. Play, Jews, Play!

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A Jew up in the air.

volleyball under net


A Jew down under the net.

water polo

Jews wearing funny helmets in the water with a ball.

soccer net


A Jew playing solid defense while wearing pastels.

travel 1

(Via Maccabiah – Facebook)

Today’s the day. Time to get going. Go, Jews, go!

travel 2

(Via Maccabiah – Facebook)

There they go. Look at those Jews go!

travel 3

(Via Maccabiah – Facebook)

What are they going to do? Where are those Jews going?

teddy stadium

Look where they are going. They are all going to that big stadium over there.

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(Via Maccabiah – Facebook)

Why? Will they work there? Will they play there? What is going on inside that stadium?

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(Via Maccabiah – Facebook)

A Jew party! A spectacular Jew party!

party 3

(Via Maccabiah – Facebook)

Colombian Jews, Australian Jews, British Jews,

party 5

(Via Maccabiah – Facebook)

German Jews, Indian Jews, American Jews, Canadian Jews,

party 6

(Via Maccabiah – Facebook)

Italian Jews, Latvian Jews, Armenian Jews, Ukrainian Jews,

party 7

(Via Maccabiah – Facebook)

Polish Jews, Russian Jews, Peruvian Jews, Turkish Jews,

party 10

(Via Maccabiah – Facebook)

Romanian Jews, Swiss Jews, French Jews, Cuban Jews,

party 11

(Via Maccabiah – Facebook)

South African Jews, Moroccan Jews, Serbian Jews,

party 9

(Via Maccabiah – Facebook)

Swedish Jews, French Jews, and Mexican Jews

party 14

(Via Maccabiah – Facebook)

are all at a Jew party!

party 2

(Via Maccabiah – Facebook)

What a sensational Jew party!

amare kippah

(And, yes, I do like your hat.)

Allow yourself to get swept up in the Maccabiah. It is one phenomenal Jewish pride party.

Go Team Israel!