This: “Amid row over DC invite, PM says he’ll ‘go anywhere’ to speak against Iran”

“As Prime Minister of Israel, I am obligated to make every effort in order to prevent Iran from achieving nuclear weapons that would be aimed at the State of Israel,” Netanyahu continued. “This effort is worldwide and I will go anywhere I am invited in order to enunciate the State of Israel’s position and in order to defend its future and its existence.”

In support of Prime Minister Netanyahu’s statement above, The Ministry of Self-Defensive Offensive Maneuvers has issued the following list of groups that have also invited Mr. Netanyahu to address them on this crucial global issue:

  1. Suffolk County Community College Anti-Nuclear Minority Student Coalition
  2. Middle East Sub-Committee on International Situations, Elks Lodge #22, Racine, Wisconsin
  3. Women of the Wall
  4. The Society For The Prevention of Small Animals
  5. Star Trek Convention, 2015 at the Panera Bread Civic Center, Youngstown, Ohio
  6. The B’nai Brith of Southern Kentucky
  7. The Koch Brothers Breakfast Nook
  8. Siberian Boy Scouts International Winter Jamboree
  9. “Ain’t It Cool News” 2015 Conference Panel discussion on Ashton Kutcher
  10. The Duck Dynasty Fan Club Retreat 2015
  11. Log Cabin Maple Syrup Republican Party teleconference
  12. Hezbollah (in the secret location of Prime Minister Netanyahu’s choosing)
  13. Edmonton Olympic Curling Team Time Trials
  14. The Peruvian Fair Trade Coffee Association Café-apalooza 2015
  15. The Sherpa Benevolent Fellowship of Eastern Tibet Bi-Annual Conference on Back Support
  16. Temple Beth Hillel’s Sisterhood of North America
  17. Sy Mandlebaum’s poker home game, Roger’s Park, Chicago, Illinois