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Nov 5, 2026, 11:43 PM

The War for Love and Peace

Abdul El-Sayed is in favor of everything good and opposed to everything bad. Photo © Conlan Houston, 2025. Licensed under CC BY 4.0. Source: Wikimedia Commons.

The Universal Love of Everything Good and the Universal War Against Everything Bad Senator-elect Abdul El-Sayed said this during his victory speech in the early hours of Wednesday, November 4, 2026: They try to call you hateful if you believe that...

Nov 3, 2026, 6:32 PM

Just make a national unity government already!

As the accompanying new Ayin Tova Cartoon shows, our political leaders should stop acting like children. The heads of the major centrist Zionist parties must stop whining, put on their big-boy pants, and finally sit down to compromise. Together, they...

Oct 31, 2026, 5:14 PM

The Rosenthals and the Blumbergs: A Tragic Tale of Love and Faribel

The Rosenthals and the Blumbergs had once been so thick you couldn’t see daylight between them. Bessie and Lola were in and out of each other’s houses like squirrels sharing the same drey, nibbling each other’s digestives, gossiping and...

Oct 30, 2026, 12:31 AM

Introducing Braidzuterol By Mensch Pharmaceuticals

Challahtosis Sufferer in action

Every week, Jews around the world enjoy the warm, sweet, familiar embrace of freshly baked challah. Those fortunate men and women who can make it can sit back and enjoy the wide eyes and watering mouths of friends and...

Oct 28, 2026, 10:25 AM

In a past life, when working with neurodivergent people, I was assigned to one lad who was quite a character. He had a reputation for violent outbursts when he didn't get what he wanted. But he also had an...

Oct 26, 2026, 3:04 PM

‘Your Airport’s Bombed. But the Zionists!!!’

Today, October 26, Iran's Foreign Ministry announced that "Zionist expansionism" would be among the most important security issues discussed with Saudi Arabia, Turkey, and Pakistan at a meeting in Tehran. Saudi Arabia, meanwhile, described the meeting's purpose as regional...

Andy Blumenthal

Oct 25, 2026, 3:31 AM

Go Forth. Take the Porcelain Bird.

Every morning, I walk into the lobby of my building, a beautiful, modern complex with hundreds of units, and check the common table. It has become my daily ritual, like checking the weather, except more surprising. Yesterday: a stack of...

Isaac Steven Herschkopf

Oct 22, 2026, 9:28 PM

My First Patient: My Worst Impression

"First impressions are the most important."- (18th century proverb) She was never really my patient. I never learned her name; I didn't diagnose her or treat her. I barely spoke to her. But it was my first day of medical school...

Oct 22, 2026, 9:25 PM

Zionist political leaders married to Haredim

I am a citizen of Israel who has voted in Israeli elections since 1993. I have learned that it is not enough to read the platforms of political parties. Nor is it enough to research who is on a...

Oct 21, 2026, 10:42 PM

HalacHUH? Part 1: A Breakdown of Judaism’s Most Puzzling Rules

A Modern Day Chicken Milker Doing What He Does Best

In this new subseries to my America’s Rebbitzman content, I, your faithful Rebbitzman, will be addressing some of the most widely argued and bizarre decisions of our faith. Now, it is important to remember that in bringing you these...

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