Mort Laitner

Attention Span

I sit at the pool’s edge, my feet dangling in the cool water, and wonder, “Is my attention span shortening?”

Who knows?

But it sure feels like it is.

Have TikTok and Candy Crush compressed my ability to remain focused for less than 8.25 seconds?

As I wonder, I get lost studying the reflections of the shadows of fronds on the water’s surface.

Yes, reflections of shadows.

Then my attention refocuses on an article I read in the Forward about a Boca executive of a Porsche dealership resigning from his position after allegedly texting anti-Semitic statements to a potential female customer who decided to take their business elsewhere.

Here were his words, “As usual, you behave like a spoiled Jew c**t who thinks you’re special but you’re not, and then for good measure he added, ‘You not buying a car from me is like a gift from G-d.'”

How did he know she was Jewish?

Was she acting like a spoiled Jew c**t?

Do we think we’re special?

Does G-d bestow gifts on mere mortals?

As I thought about these questions, my attention drifted off to the dark mirror images of the shadows on the pool’s surface.

And as I lifted my cold legs out of the pool, I reflected on two last questions.

Would the Porsche executive have texted those words if he knew it was going to cost him his job?

And whether this antisemite was also addicted to TikTok and Candy Crush?

About the Author
Mort Laitner is a writer, storyteller, and lifelong observer of the wonderfully unpredictable human condition. His writing combines humor, Jewish wit, personal experience, and a healthy dose of curiosity about the rapidly changing world around us. A South Florida writer and longtime member of the writing community, Mort writes about everything from technology and artificial intelligence to Israel, Jewish life, aging, friendship, and the everyday absurdities of modern life. His stories often begin with a simple question—and then take the reader somewhere unexpected. Mort believes that good writing should make readers laugh, think, and occasionally say, “I never thought about it that way.” His work has appeared in The Times of Israel and in literary publications and anthologies. Whether writing about Moshe and Mordechai arguing over the latest news, an encounter with artificial intelligence, or the peculiarities of getting older, Mort brings his distinctive voice, humor, and humanity to every story.
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