Shia Altman

Biden’s Uncle Eaten by Cannibals, Seder for Hamas, Queer Storytime for Palestine

Day in and day out, the absurdities continue. As do the insults, and the lies, and the threats, and the hate. With so much craziness and nastiness going on, who can keep up?

As I watch the anti-Israel, and yes, they are, anti-Jewish, university protests, as I see the media lending license to Hamas apologists, supporters, fact-twisters, and blatant liars, as I see my country’s leftist politicians’ race to the bottom of the political sewer to try and save Michigan’s (Arab/Muslim-heavy) electoral votes, and, as useful idiots, sadly, Jewish ones too, claim to promote Jewish values as they do all they can to dismantle them, I feel a rage inside, and I want to scream.

Campaigning last week in Pittsburgh, Joe Biden suggested his uncle, who was a WWII fighter pilot who got shot down over New Guinea, became, um, dinner. “They never found the body because there used to be — there were a lot of cannibals for real in that part of New Guinea,” said the president.

Never mind, the plane had engine failure and crashed into the pacific, according to longtime official war records. Needless to say, New Guinea leaders and historians were not too thrilled by Biden’s latest nonsense.

But the confused Biden, doing his best to thread the Israel support needle while continuing his shameless kowtowing to his progressive base, was able to wag his finger at Israel warning it that all of the aid for Gaza that Congress passed be sent to the Palestinians there, and without delay. Of course, Biden knows Hamas steals the aid.

But, you know, Michigan.

The useful idiot Jewish students who hate Israel, many who hate the religion, and all religions, along with a good number of leftist like-minded professors, are among the first to jump on Israel whenever Israel is attacked or defends itself. It’s a cyclical ritual, actually. They always appear at every Israel-related conflagration.

It’s bad enough with the anti-Semitic non-Jews, and the imported student visa, radical, Jihad lovers, but these TikTok-obsessed nincompoops proudly tell anyone who will listen, especially the gullible, biased press, they are Jewish, and Jewish values not only direct, but demand, they support the Palestinians.

As Jews who hold Jewish values so dear, the keffiyeh-wearing, slogan-yelling, tribe members must care for the Gazans. Because the Gazans are suffering, they are occupied, they are not free. And they are colonized by a brutal power. They must speak up!

Like how they are so passionate about what China has done to its own population of Uyghur Muslims, torturing them, putting them in camps, and even using forced sterilization on the women. Over a million of them!

What? Nothing from the sensitive kumbaya crowd? No catchy rhymes being yelled?

Like what Iran, that bastion of human rights, has to done to its women, and gays, and pretty much everyone else within and without its regime. Huh? No chants?

I can name many more wonderful places on this planet where so many are butchered by actual ethnic cleansers. At any given time.

But it wouldn’t be cool to protest for Uyghurs. Besides, Uyghurs is too hard to pronounce. Or spell. And the Palestinians have those cool keffiyehs, with which the spoiled college brats can cover their faces and hide their identities, just like the Hamas cowards and bullies they love to love.

And yes, Jewish (and non-Jewish) Columbia University students held a Passover Seder, after dusting off the yarmulkes they never wear except at anti-Israel occasions. They ate Matzah, they sang Dayenu, and told salivating (not because of the food) anti-Israel reporters how much they care for oppressed peoples being free.

Just like those Uyghurs. Oh, wait.

On April 14, in Amherst, MA, there was a “Queer Storytime for Palestine” event at the Northampton Center for the Arts. There, a drag queen led young children in chants of, “If you are a drag queen and you know it, shout, Free Palestine!”

Seeing the clips reminded me of well-known Jew-hatred indoctrination in United Nations run Palestinian and Gazan camps and schools, where the young are taught from an early age to hate Jews and Israel. And worse.

Now before anyone accuses me of any kind of gay or other gender hatred, I have nothing against drag queens. But I would hope that people of good will would object as even these events are being hijacked by what can easily be deemed as irrelevant hateful politics.

By the way, imagine the self-hating Jewish students, and the chanting drag queen, visiting Rafah, or Jenin, or Tehran, to show their solidarity.

“Look, I am here to support you! I hate Israel! In fact I hate Judaism!”

“Thank you so much for your support! After we rape you, we will then tie you to the back of our pickup trucks, and drag you through the streets as the population hands out candies and beats you with sticks and rocks. Then we will throw you off the tallest building. Thanks again for your support!”

Yes, we are in absurd times. Scary and sad too.

About the Author
Shia Altman who hails from Baltimore, MD, now lives in Los Angeles. His Jewish studies, aerospace, and business and marketing background includes a BA from the University of Maryland and an MBA from the University of Baltimore. When not dabbling in Internet Marketing, Shia tutors Bar and Bat Mitzvah, and Judaic and Biblical Studies to both young and old.
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