Roger M. Kaye
A retired physicist reinvented as thriller novels writer

Can’t Complain

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Clint Eastwood once lamented,
I talk to the trees
But they don’t listen to me

But now, thanks to Israeli technology the trees, or at least fields of crops, can talk to us if we want to listen.

CropX makes underground sensors that track moisture in the soil. These sensors analyse the data and send the farmer a phone alert when their fields need watering. Many other Middle-Eastern countries, after years of enmity, are showing an interest in this and other Israeli technologies. Like those fields of wheat, they know which side their bread is buttered on.

It is fitting that Israeli crops are being kept happy – they live in a country that is placed at number 14, among 153 countries, in the just published United Nations World Happiness report. This report is based on factors including economic wealth, life expectancy, social support and freedom to make life choices.

As usual, Finland was the happiest country, followed by Denmark and Switzerland. Surprisingly, Britain, that was two rungs below Israel last year, managed to take 13th place. Unsurprisingly, the three countries at the bottom of this year’s report were Zimbabwe, South Sudan and Afghanistan.

And to enjoy their happiness to the full, Israelis can expect to live 83.04 years, just beating their English counterparts who get 81.15 years. If you want to live a really long life, try Monaco where they manage 89.27 years.

At the bottom of the list, with the lowest life expectancy, is the Central African Republic with just 53 years. We do not know how happy they are.

But for all that Israel is high in happiness, we do seem to complain a lot. The Otago Daily Times, which as most readers will know is from Dunedin, somewhere in New Zealand, has published the names of people who complain the most. I won’t list them here, you probably know some of them.

But this is nothing new – we have a long history of complaining. The children of Israel, even after the miracles God had done for them in Egypt, even after the miraculous parting of the Red Sea, complained bitterly. They complained they had no meat even when they had manna; there was no end to their complaints.

But we seem to have escaped other people’s complaints about us. Israel does not make the list of most complained about tourist sights. Top of the list, according to Tripadvisor, is the Eiffel Tower, with over 17 thousand negative reviews. Not far behind are Rome’s Colosseum, London’s Big Ben, the Pyramids of Giza, New York’s Statue of Liberty, India’s Taj Mahal, and the Berlin Wall. Jerusalem’s Kotel, the Wailing Wall, is nowhere in sight.

A very old joke, but worth repeating tells of the Israeli coming back home after years in America. How was the food? He was asked. Oh, I can’t complain, he replies. And your house? I can’t complain. And the people? I can’t complain. So why did you come back to Israel? His friend asks. Because here I can complain.

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About the Author
The author has been living in Rehovot since making Aliya in 1970. A retired physicist, he divides his time between writing adventure novels, getting his sometimes unorthodox views on the world into print, and working in his garden. An enthusiastic skier and world traveller, the author has visited many countries. His first novels "Snow Job - a Len Palmer Mystery" and "Not My Job – a Second Len Palmer Mystery" are published for Amazon Kindle. The author is currently working on the third Len Palmer Mystery - "Do Your Job".
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