Democrats and the Ten Commandments

1. I am the Lord your God, Who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.
“Alexa, find bondage and Egypt’.”
2. You shall have no other gods before Me. You shall not make for yourself a graven image, nor any manner of likeness of anything that is in heaven above, that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them, nor serve them. For I the Lord your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children of the third and fourth generation of them that hate Me; and showing mercy unto the thousandth generation of them that love Me and keep My commandments.
AOS, Omar, Rashida, the K-Klan, Caitlyn Jenner, the Real Housewives, talk-show hosts, CNN, MSNBC are not gods. They are Lords of the Universe, multiple galaxies and beyond.
3.  You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that takes His name in vain.
Critics of Dems are “genderist, racist, Islamophobic”. So sayeth Reverend Hillary, dean of the Church of the Pink Vagina and Dr. (“This is not normal”) Michelle Obama.
4. Remember the Sabbath Day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work; but the seventh day is a Sabbath unto the Lord your God. On it you shall not do any manner of work—you, your son, your daughter, your man-servant, your maid-servant, your cattle, and your stranger that is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea and all that in them is, and rested on the seventh day; wherefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath Day, and hallowed it.
Mandatory Gender Studies required. Attendance will be taken.
5. Honor your father and mother, so that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God gives you.
See No. 2. Add: Ghosting parents, euthanizing them as irrelevant space takers, to be considered.
6. You shall not murder.
“You shall not murder the woman’s  ‘right to chose’.”
7. You shall not commit adultery.
Unless you’re Bill Clinton.
8. You shall not steal.
Except wage earners, rich people. Their existence is immoral, anyway.
9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
Except at Supreme Court nomination confirmation hearings and on CNN and MSNBC.
10. You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, his manservant.
Just move in and take them. Its called fair share”.
About the Author
Elaine Rosenberg Miller writes fiction and non-fiction. Her work has appeared in numerous print publications and online sites, domestically and abroad, including JUDISCHE RUNDSCHAU, THE BANGALORE REVIEW, THE FORWARD, THE HUFFINGTON POST and THE JEWISH PRESS. Her books,, FISHING IN THE INTERCOASTAL AND OTHER SHORT STORIES, THE CHINESE JEW. THE TRUST and PALMBEACHTOWN are available on Amazon and Kindle.