Don’t start up with the Jews

It just doesn’t pay anymore.

Remember the good old days, when oppressing Jews was an enjoyable sport?

Remember when the Babylonians destroyed the first Temple?

Remember the Romans who destroyed the second Temple?

The Crusaders, Cossacks, Nazis, and all those in between?

So Iran and Hezbollah and Hamas and the Houthis all thought it would be more of the same.

But they didn’t realize that the rules had changed.

They didn’t realize, that Israel would fight back and miraculously defeat them all.

Oh those miserable fools. They just didn’t know.

But now everyone knows. Things are different. There’s a new sheriff in town.

Oh those poor fools. How were they to know?

Now they have their faces covered in shame. They just didn’t know that it doesn’t pay to start up with the Almighty’s chosen nation.