Planet earth driving you crazy?
Hey, get your challah on
Snap out of that lazy
I love and cherish my challah fuss
This mitzvah for Jewish women
(Gender studies experts– discuss!)
An auspicious time
To pray, and beseech G-d
And who doesn’t need His affirmative nod?
Do the twist! Waltz with the strand band!
Shabbat Shalom, Good Shabbos
From this challah baking fan.
“And it will be when you eat of the bread of the land, you should bring an offering to G‑d. The first of your kneading bowl you shall donate to G‑d as an offering…” (Numbers 15:19-20)