How Did They Find Out? Israel Turns Pot To Heroin

We always knew those Israelis are clever folks, but they may have outdone themselves on this one.

Israeli scientists may not have found Merlin's formula for turning lead into gold but they may have figured out how to do what all other scientists say is also impossible: turn marijuana into heroin.

That startling news comes from one of our favorite reliable sources, the Palestinian Authority.

Adnan Al-DAamiri, the spokesman of the PA Security Forces, announced on official PA television that the PA had seized an Israeli lab in Tulkarem  "turning marijuana into heroin." 

He went on to say this is part of the  "shocking amount of drugs that the Israeli occupation has spit up and vomited onto our land."

You can watch a video of Al-Damiri’s rant on the  Palestinian Media Watch website. They also have more charges about how Israel is using drugs to distract PA youth from  “the Palestinian issue.”

How did they find out?

 [This is part of a series of astonishing revelations from the clueless class.]

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Douglas M. Bloomfield is a syndicated columnist, Washington lobbyist and consultant. He spent nine years as the legislative director and chief lobbyist for AIPAC.