Impeach my ninth grade French teacher who didn’t give me an “A”!
Impeach anyone who ever returned a present I gave them!
Impeach the editorial board of the New York Times!
Impeach Spirit Airlines!
Impeach Costco for packaging steelhead trout to look like farm-raised salmon!
Super Double impeach Costco for selling Black Chocolate Layer Cake for $16.95! (Stat! It’s an emergency!)
Impeach (nearly) all teenagers!
Impeach Communist China!
Impeach United Kingdom’s Jeremy Corbin!
Impeach Jean-Paul Satre and his play “Huis Clos”!
Impeach the “2001” monolith!”
Impeach Biden and put General Maximus Decimus Meridus in the White House!