Impeach this!

Impeach my ninth grade French teacher who didn’t give me an “A”!

Impeach anyone who ever returned a present I gave them!

Impeach the editorial board of the New York Times!

Impeach Spirit Airlines!

Impeach Costco for packaging steelhead trout to look like farm-raised salmon!

Super Double impeach Costco for selling Black Chocolate Layer Cake for $16.95! (Stat! It’s an emergency!)

Impeach (nearly) all teenagers!

Impeach Communist China!

Impeach United Kingdom’s Jeremy Corbin!

Impeach tomatoes!

Impeach Jean-Paul Satre and his play “Huis Clos”!

Impeach the “2001” monolith!”

Impeach Biden and put General Maximus Decimus Meridus in the White House!

About the Author
Elaine Rosenberg Miller writes fiction and non-fiction. Her work has appeared in numerous print publications and online sites, domestically and abroad, including JUDISCHE RUNDSCHAU, THE BANGALORE REVIEW, THE FORWARD, THE HUFFINGTON POST and THE JEWISH PRESS. Her books,, FISHING IN THE INTERCOASTAL AND OTHER SHORT STORIES, THE CHINESE JEW and THE TRUST are available on Amazon and Kindle.