Jacob, Esau and Netanyahu

Jewish settler in the West Bank: “HaShem wants me to live here on this land!”

Netanyahu: “Of course he does! Now please vote for me and I’ll arrange more building permits for you…”

Me (to the settler in a very small voice): “The Torah doesn’t actually say that…”

Settler: “Of course it does! It says it in Genesis, verse …” [lists relevant verses].

Me: “You’re interpreting the Torah from cultural tradition, but you haven’t properly parsed the Peshat meaning with the Remez, Derash and the Sod. All interpretations must align these 4 methods to be valid.”

Settler: “But I don’t know the Sod…”

Me: “Then how can you be sure that HaShem wants you to live on this land?”

Settler: “Because the Torah says so! Right there! And the other methods of interpretation may not contradict the Peshat meaning! [quotes Talmud and assumes discussion is over].

Me: “Ah, but the Torah does not say that you are the descendant of Jacob.”

Settler (offended): “I am a Jew!”

Me: “Yes, and your ancestors wrote wonderful stories. One of them wrote a story he had heard in Mesopotamia about the Summer and the Winter, and he called Summer ‘Jacob’ and he called Winter ‘Esau’. In this story, HaShem gave the land to Summer to care for, although Winter would regularly rebel against his brother’s rule. If you had studied the Merkabah you would know this.”

Settler: “I have done everything that I believed HaShem wanted me to.”

Me: “Yes. I’m sorry. But you were wrong…”

Netanyahu: “Well I’m a descendant of Jacob! Its as clear as this bottle of water…”

Me: “That’s interesting… you’re a descendant of the season of Summer? How wonderful! Can you show me how you pollinate the flowers and increase the hours of light in the day please? Oh and I’d love to know how you make sure the livestock are all fertile too…”

Settler looks worried: “But that means…” [has flashbacks of wailing Palestinian families and violent clashes] …

Me: “Yes. I’m sorry. You really couldn’t have known. It was really very difficult to find the method of the Sod.”

Settler: “But Summer had children?”

Me: “This is what they thought in Mesopotamia. Its really not so unusual a belief. The Egyptians thought they were the tears of Ra.”

Settler (having cognitive dissonance): “Well I believe that Abraham and Jacob and Isaac were real men!”

Me: “…but you cannot be sure of that…”

Settler (stubbornly): “I believe it! I don’t need to be sure!”

Netanyahu: “And anywhere where is your proof?” [checks his approval ratings]
Settler wonders who N. is asking for proof.

Me (to settler): “If my belief caused harm and bloodshed to others, I’d want to be absolutely certain I had done my due diligence and checked my facts.”

Me (to Netanyahu): [shows him the biblical gematria of the alephbet; shows him the seven palaces; shows him gematria of the Jacob and Esau story; shows him the Mesopotamian text ‘The debate between Winter and Summer’] “You see?”

Netanyahu to settler: “Don’t listen to her! She’s just a Goy. This is all nonsense. She’s probably an anti-semite too!” Netanyahu to me: Aren’t you?”

Me: “No, I love the Jewish people. I hope one day they will live in peace with their neighbours, and that both Israel and Palestine will prosper. Don’t you?”

Netanyahu: “Of course! Of course!” [checks his approval ratings again]

Me: “Will you tell the other settlers what I have said?”

Settler (leaving, already forgetting): “About what?”

Netanyahu (whispers into my ear): “The truth doesn’t matter to them, you silly girl. People will always believe whatever they want to be true, and I give them that…”

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Addendum:
Biblical gematria;
א 1 ב 2 ג 3 ש 3 ד 4 ת 4 ה 5 ו 6 ז 7 ח 8 ט 9 י 10 כ 20
ל 30 מ 40 נ 50 ס 60 ע 70 פ 80 צ 90 ק 100 ר 200

The Seven Palaces;

Some of the gematria of the Jacob and Esau story;

In Genesis 25:27, Summer and Winter each account for half a year. Esau has 183 days because he is the eldest:
ויגדלו הנערים ויהי עשו איש ידע ציד איש שדה ויעקב איש תם ישב
אהלים

“When the boys grew up, Esau (79) became a skilful hunter (104), a man (14) of the field (12), but Jacob (182) was a peaceful man, living in tents (86).”

Esau 79 + hunter 104 = 183
Jacob = 182
183 + 182 = 365 (days in a year)

We find that the inheritance that Winter despised was actually the light, because there is less daylight in winter. Genesis 25:34:

ויעקב נתן לעשו לחם ונזיד עדשים ויאכל וישת
ויקם וילך ויבז עשו את־הבכרה

“And-Jacob(188) gave to-Esau(109) bread(78) and-stew(77) of lentils(127) and-he-did-eat(67), and-drink(23), and-rose-up(156), and went his way(66) and despised(25) Esau(79) the-birthright(232).”

25 : and-despised
232 : the-birthright
232 – 25 = 207 = ‘Light’.

Jacob gave Esau the lentils because the Mesopotamians believed that Winter needed to be fed by Summer before he would leave and the gematria of the verse is cleverly crafted to reflect this:

gave to Esau(109) + bread(78) + and stew(77) + lentils(127) = 391

391 – and he did eat(67) – and drink(23) – and rose up(156) – and went his way(66) – Esau(79) = 0 (Nothing).

These are only part of the calculations, for Q.E.D. I expect that if the settlers really care whether they are doing the will of HaShem or not, they will check the matter for themselves.

The debate between Winter and Summer (ETCSL translation);

1-11. An lifted his head in pride and brought forth a good day. He laid plans for …… and spread the population wide. Enlil set his foot upon the earth like a great bull. Enlil, the king of all lands, set his mind to increasing the good day of abundance, to making the …… night resplendent in celebration, to making flax grow, to making barley proliferate, to guaranteeing the spring floods at the quay, to making …… lengthen (?) their days in abundance, to making Summer close the sluices of heaven, and to making Winter guarantee plentiful water at the quay.

12-18. He copulated with the great hills, he gave the mountain its share. He filled its womb with Summer and Winter, the plenitude and life of the Land. As Enlil copulated with the earth, there was a roar like a bull’s. The hill spent the day at that place and at night she opened her loins. She bore Summer and Winter as smoothly as fine oil. He fed them pure plants on the terraces of the hills like great bulls. He nourished them in the pastures of the hills.

19-25. Enlil set about determining the destinies of Summer and Winter. For Summer founding towns and villages, bringing in harvests of plenitude for the Great Mountain Enlil, sending labourers out to the large arable tracts, and working the fields with oxen; for Winter plenitude, the spring floods, the abundance and life of the Land, placing grain in the fields and fruitful acres, and gathering in everything — Enlil determined these as the destinies of Summer and Winter.

26-32. By hand Winter guided the spring floods, the abundance and life of the Land, down from the edge of the hills. He set his foot upon the Tigris and Euphrates like a big bull and released them into the fields and fruitful acres of Enlil. He shaped lagoons in the sea. He let fish and birds together come into existence by the sea. He surrounded all the reedbeds with mature reeds, reed shoots and …… reeds.

33-44. Summer, the heroic son of Enlil, drained the large arable tracts. He …… cool water on the fields and fruitful acres like …….
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45-49. Holy Winter ……. The ox …… its head in the yoke. Ninurta, Enlil’s son, …… the fruitful acres. He …… grain in the large arable tracts. He fills the fields and fruitful acres of Enlil.

50-60. Winter made the ewe give birth to the lamb, he gave the kid to the goat. He made cows teem together with their calves, he provided butter and milk. On the high plain he made the deer and stag glad of heart. He made the birds of heaven set their nests in the broad spaces. The fish of the lagoons laid eggs in the reedbed. In all the orchards he made honey and wine drip (?) to the ground. He made the trees, wherever planted, bear fruit. He established gardens and provided plants. He made grain abundant in the furrows. He made Ezina appear radiant as a beautiful maiden. The harvest, the great festival of Enlil, rose heavenward.

61-68. Summer founded houses and farmsteads, he made the cattle-pens and sheepfolds wide. He brought great attractiveness to the broad arable tracts. At their edges he made …… flax …… ripen (?). He brought a plentiful harvest into the temples, he heaped up piles of grain. He founded towns and villages, he built the houses of the Land. He made the houses of the gods grow like the hills in a pure place. In E-namtila, the holy seat of kingship, fit for high daises, he established abundance for the Great Mountain Enlil.

69-88. Summer, the heroic son of Enlil, decided to bring offerings to E-namtila, the house of Enlil. He brought animals, cattle and sheep of the hill, fully grown wild rams, deer and stags, …… sheep, long-fleeced barley-fed sheep, thick-tailed sheep. Pigs grown fat in the midst of the reedbeds, porcupine, tortoise, turtle, birds brooding in their nests, taken together with their eggs, harvest crops, flour and malt for mixing, butter and milk from cattle-pen and sheepfold, wheat, hulled barley, small beans and large beans gathered in piled-high baskets, onions …… in their furrows, zaḫadin onions and shallots, seed turnips, cardamom (?), ……,
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— Summer, the heroic son of Enlil, offered.

89-104. Winter, lordly son of Enlil, ……, released the water of life and …… opened. He gathered the …… oxen and …… the oxen. The disputed sheep was provided, barley-fed but with a scorpion at its side. Quartz, gold and silver found in leather pouches, cedar, cypress, ……, boxwood, ……, …… tribute of the Land, figs from Mari, ……, strings of dried fruit, cool water, the tribute of the hills, …… thick honey, dida beer, ……, village ……, bibra birds, esigbirds, …… birds, clipped geeese, fattened ducks, carp, …… which Winter made grow up, large pomegranates gathered from the orchards, big bunches of grapes on high, winter cucumbers, …… empty ……, brought forth …… in the early rain, large turnips, large …… cut down with the knife (?), long leeks — Winter himself brought the tribute he had collected.

105-111. Summer and Winter set about organising the animals and offerings for E-namtila, the house of Enlil. The two of them, like huge butting bulls, reared themselves triumphantly. But Winter, because his limbs had grown tired from the grain grown heavy in the furrows, and the wheat and the emmer which he had been watering by hand, turned away as from an enemy and would not draw near.

112-120. Consequently Winter was overcome by anger and he started a quarrel with Summer: “Summer, my brother, you should not praise yourself; whatever harvest produce you bring as gifts to the palace has not been made by your toil: you should not brag. As if you were the one who had done the hard work, as if you had done the farming, as if you had taken care of irrigation control during the spring floods, as if you had brought forth the …… grain in the arable tracts with the dew from heaven — how much through my toil is it that you enter the palace!”

121-143. “Whatever animals, cattle and sheep of the hill, you bring to my …….
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3 lines fragmentary Your gardener …… the palace ……. Honey and wine in the orchard ……. Its destructive hoe ……. Your gathered vegetables, the purslane, ……. Whatever you …… at the gate of the palace. In the field your arm ……. The straw of the grain you bring …….”

144-152. “After you have threshed it at your threshing floor, and have …… the cattle’s dung, your carrying-nets are to hand, …… bearing your straw. …… the animals, the storehouses and their contents. After your houses and farmsteads …… sheep, …… from your cattle, after …… their reedbeds, after …… green briars and cut …… thorns, …… storehouse …… the dung of unyoked oxen — the slave Summer, the duly-appointed labourer who will never rest from his toil, a hired man who has to return to the fields of the Land for his own sustenance!”

153-156. On that day Winter taunted Summer. Summer, the hero whom one does not challenge, searched for rude insults. He was confident in himself, considering the harvest time, and turned aside. Like a great bull eating rich grass, he raised his head.

157-163. Next, Summer replied to Winter: “Winter, you may have to stay by the side of the oven, ……; but you should not launch such serious insults against someone who does not lead a sedentary (?) life. …… for the work of tilling the Land, with its difficulties, you do not raise a cry in the gune (?) cult centre, you do not look after the house. The young scribe is neglectful, which is an abomination, and no rushes are plucked for the beds. The singer does not embellish the banquet, …… at its side.”

164-171. “Winter, don’t launch such insults! …… to the desert. I will make the strength of my power come forth in the house so that you recognise it. In my working term of duty, which is seven months of the year, …… does not speak softly.
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172-184. “After they …… my seed, Winter, do not …… noise, when water is cut off from the arable tracts, when the bowls lie placed, when the fishing place has been prepared, when the fish have been piled up, I am Father Enlil’s great comptroller. I harrow the fields into fruitful acres. When the oxen have stopped working the fields, when you have concentrated your efforts on the damp areas and given the sign for the field work, I do not work for you in the large arable tracts and fruitful acres early in the season. If the spring grain bends its neck in the hollow of the furrows, no one provides a fence. Whatever your farmer brings to the oxen, he will not make the oxen angry with me. Winter …… in the uplands ……. The man of the bedroom …….”

185-188. Then Summer taunted Winter: “Wise ……, serious insults ……, not …….”

189-199. Thereupon Winter replied to Summer: “Summer, the donkey grazing on grass at the harvest ground and braying noisily, the mule ……, the harvest ox chafing its neck in the pegs and tossing its head in the lead rope, the innkeeper going to the harvest ground carrying a bowl in his hands, the flour …… playing ……, the bragging fieldworker who does not know the extent of the field — Summer, my brother, after you have gone out boasting about my toil, when at the turn of the year grain is brought into the houses and the granaries are packed full, when you bring the surplus, your bardul garment and your niglam garment are ……. When some one gives a two mana axe to you, you go off to your steppe.”

200-215. “Summer, my brother, the wet spots must not be …… when tilling the field. A man from the storehouse stands in front of you and instructs you. When on the high plain …… the ash tree ……, …… yourself ……
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When tribute is brought in your freight boats ……. When the grass has arrived in the storehouse, …… before me. What will the penned sheep eat? Your …… reeds are exhausted. The reed-cutter who sets about pruning with the sickle and splitting older reeds, the builder who places labourers in houses, never resting from his efforts, the potter who digs out clay, lights a fire and stokes it with wood …… the pot! Weaver, weave your bardul garment with the strength (?) of your aktum cloth. Brewer, bake your beer bread at the harvest ground as your assignment! Cook, produce great banquet loaves in summer! The building supervisor …… the …… of the roofs. People …… boots and shoes …….”

216-224. “Summer, my brother, as long as you go with my term of duty, great and small order you about and your string is not cut. Although you have gathered all things in the Land and filled the storehouses, in all my strength I am their owner when your limbs become tired. When the clouds have brought down the abundance of heaven, and the water of the first greening has descended from the hills, and the new grain has been put in the granary to be added to the old grain, the good farmer, having seen to his fields, shouts for joy, the carrier donkeys stand ready and he sets out confidently for the city.”

225-235. “My brother, when you have put the holy plough away in the barn, the storehouse, everything you have gathered, you make a roar like fire. You sit down to plentiful food and drink. You obtain the choicest goods from the Land. For my king named by Nanna, the son of Enlil, Ibbi-Suen, when he is arrayed in the šutur garment and the ḫursaĝ garment, when you have taken care of the bardul garment and the niĝlam garment, when you have made a perfect feast for the gods, when the Anuna have placed garments on their holy bodies, in his E-namtila, the holy abode of kingship founded by An, at that place of content they prepare a choice banquet.”

236-247. “When the šem and ala drums, …… and other instruments play together for him, he passes the time with your heart-gladdening tigi and zamzam instruments. But it is I who have made the wine plentiful and made much to eat and drink. I perfect the garments with fine oil. I bring up the ……, the šutur and aktum garments. As for safeguarding, the best in Sumer, in the oppressive heat (?) of Summer, where they had been put away in the bedrooms amongst the black-headed people, moths destroy the blankets and make the aktum cloth perish because of you. …… exhausts itself for you ……. The wooden chest ……. I am Ninkasi’s help, for her I sweeten the beer, with as much cold water, the tribute of the hills, as you brought.”

248-258. “After …… pots, after …… pots, after the plump grapes have been laid out in the cool breeze, I make my king’s great palace …… pleasant. I am the one who cools down my king. I fill the fish-hook. My comrade, grasp your leather bag, go out ……. The farmer …… hardship. The farmer …… the rain. The gardener does not know how to plant purslane, your …… basket ……. How can you compare yourself to me while seeking a roof under which to rest?”

259-263. For a second time Winter had taunted Summer. Summer, the heroic son of Enlil, was convinced of his own strong power and consequently trusted in himself. He acted as if in a friendly manner to the insults that Winter had spoken to him.

264-273. Then Summer replied to Winter: “Winter, you should not be so self-important about your superior strength after you have explained the grounds for your bragging. I shall speak about your abode in the city which I shall ……. You seem like a man of office but you are an inept one. Your nets are for the oven-side, hearth and kiln. Like a herdsman or shepherd encumbered by sheep and lambs, helpless people run like sheep from oven-side to kiln, and from kiln to oven-side, in the face of you (?). In sunshine …… you reach decisions, but now in the city people chomp and chew because of you.”

274-282. “When the day is half done, nobody walks about in the streets. The servant, basking by the side of the oven, is in the house until sunset. The maid, not attending to the flow of the water-container, passes the day on garments. As for the fields not worked in winter, their furrows are not cut straight and their grain, having not been cast into a wholesome place, is taken away by huge flocks of rooks. The vegetable cutter …… does not …… those vegetables at the market. Carrying old reeds, the labourer is halt and lame. Don’t speak with a gaping mouth of your superior strength — I will make known its shape and essence.”

283-287. For a second time Summer had taunted Winter. On that day of the E-kur’s festival and Sumer’s plenty, the two of them stretched (?) their legs and stood combatively. Summer and Winter, like great bulls about to tear at each other’s horns, bent forward like wild bulls in the main courtyard and took up their positions.

288-296. Like a great bull Winter raised his head to speak: “Father Enlil, you gave me control of irrigation; you brought plentiful water. I made one meadow adjacent to another and I heaped high the granaries. The grain became thick in the furrows. Ezina came forth in splendour like a beautiful maiden. Summer, a bragging field-administrator who does not know the extent of the field, …… my thighs grown tired from toil. …… tribute has been produced for the king’s palace. Winter admires the heart of your …… in words.”

297-303. Summer pondered everything in his head and calmed down. Summer spoke respectfully to Enlil: “Enlil, your verdict is highly valued, your holy word is an exalted word. The verdict you pronounce is one which cannot be altered — who can change it? There was quarrelling of brother with brother but now there is harmony. For as long as you are occupying the palace, the people will express awe. While you live there, far be it from me to mock — in fact I shall praise you.”

304-309. Enlil answered Summer and Winter: “Winter is controller of the life-giving waters of all the lands — the farmer of the gods produces everything. Summer, my son, how can you compare yourself to your brother Winter?” The import of the exalted word Enlil speaks is artfully wrought, the verdict he pronounces is one which cannot be altered — who can change it?

310-315. Summer bowed to Winter and offered him a prayer. In his house he prepared emmer-beer and wine. At its side they spend the day at a succulent banquet. Summer presents Winter with gold, silver and lapis lazuli. They pour out brotherhood and friendship like best oil. By bringing sweet words to the quarrel (?) they have achieved harmony with each other.

316-318. In the dispute between Summer and Winter, Winter, the faithful farmer of Enlil, was superior to Summer — praise be to the Great Mountain, Father Enlil!

About the Author
Bethsheba Ashe is almost Scottish. She was born a Geordie in the North East of England but she currently lives 3 thousand miles away in Pennsylvania. She started writing and self-publishing in 1992, with a series of magazines. She is the author of several non-fiction titles such as "Chariot", and has recently published her first adventure/murder mystery novel. She also coded and runs the gematria calculator app "Shematria". Bethsheba is an inventor and her invention is 'Galay'; which is the worlds first dual logographic and alphabetical writing script. Currently she is coding an app for Galay messaging. She's a quiet but intensely curious human being who likes to keep busy and she loves animals.
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