Pictures of My Israel Experience: Jerusalem Storefronts

At the Mamila Jeruslaem mall for tourists, you can find all types of Israeli stores, such as The North Face. You can also find HaGap.
Also at the Mamila mall. Not offensive when it is in Israel. Obviously this is a cigar shop. This way people know.
Adult Diaper shop. When you are stuck in downtown Jerusalem, with no public bathrooms, call 02-999-4535. After a good meal, sometimes all you need is a mature diaper. That is what I say. They even deliver to your restaurant. Sometimes that’s the only way you can enjoy a good shwarma.
Excited when I found this innovative option for relief
Me and Middle Eastern business man. I was a hard sale. He wanted to sell me the battery run shaver. I already have a shaver I don’t use. He did say, ‘I have a family,’ which is an excellent sales pitch (kind of like saying, ‘we both know this product sucks’). He grabbed me when I did not agree to buy it. He was rightfully angry, as he did spend a very long time bargaining himself down from 200 shekel to 8 shekel.
About the Author
David Kilimnick: Jerusalem's Comedian performs at his Off The Wall Comedy Basement- Jerusalem's first comedy club, every Thursday in English and every Wednesday in Hebrew, in downtown Jerusalem. David may also be contacted to perform for tour groups in Israel & Synagogue fundraisers around the world, and for your private parties. Contact: david@israelcomedy.com 972(50)875-5688 David Kilimnick, dubbed Israel's father of Anglo comedy by the Jerusalem Post, is leading the new pack of English-speaking stand-up comics in Israel . At his Off the Wall Comedy Basement club in Jerusalem (the first of its kind), Kilimnick has been offering up penetrating observations of life in his turbulent adopted country. Tourists and native Israelis alike have been flocking to his cozy, intimate club and raving about his unique ability to transform the daily chaos and aggravation of Israeli life into an evening full of laughter. Kilimnick's material covers the rocky transition from his "New York Cocoon" to his new life as an "Oleh Chadash" or Israeli newcomer. Still single, Kilimnick touches on his religious upbringing, his rabbinic insights, the injustices of Jewish grammar school and Jewish summer camp, and the looks he gets from his Jewish mother because he isn't married yet. Meanwhile, Kilimnick's universal humor takes you on a tour of funny through the Holy Land. Incorporating routines from his shows 'The Aliyah Monologues Classic 1 & 2','Find Me A Wife,' 'Frum From Birth: Religious Manifesto', his music show 'Avtala Band' & more, David Kilimnick justifies his Aliyah (move to Israel), while taking you through the reality of life as a single immigrant, Israel experiences, holidays & family left behind. You are sure to walk away entertained, enlightened, or with David. David has recently appeared on "Bip" Israel's comedy network, צחוק מעבודב and has been hailed by the tough Israeli media as a rising star who possesses Seinfeldian charm when he takes to the stage.
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