Sarah Tuttle-Singer
Sarah Tuttle-Singer
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Running in circles in Jerusalem

Shadi’s chest heaved and burned and his heart raced, but this was part of the job – he knew what he signed up for when he became a cop

I have this friend.

His name is Shadi.

He’s an Arab and he’s also an Israeli police officer.

He lives in Jerusalem, just outside the Old City and the guy has a major sweet tooth.

Anyway, he had a day off and he went to the Old City for kanafe – as one does when one lives near the Old City and has a major sweet tooth.

And he had his gun with him because in Jerusalem peace dances with angels and demons on the head of a pin and you just never know.

Even when you’re off duty.

So he was there and had his kanafe with his friends – kulshi tamaam – when he gets a call.

It was his superior.

And even on your day off when you’re a cop in Jerusalem, you answer phone.

“Hey, Shadi,” his superior said,”We just got a call that there may be a terrorist in the Old City — some Arab guy with a gun – where are you?”

“I’m here,” Shadi said. “I’m in the Old City! I’ll find him!”

His eyes darted left and right.

“Where was the Son of a Whore spotted?” He asked.

“Near Damascus Gate. He’s in a t-shirt and jeans and a jacket,” his superior answered

“My brother, I’m there!” Shadi said. “I’ll find him.”

Shadi ran. He ran and ran. He pushed through the throngs of people on the narrow street – past the spice sellers and the place with the fragrant coffee, past the man who mends shoes, and the woman who sells dark bitter greens. He ran and ran, his heart thudding in his chest

Meanwhile five other police officers joined – shouting, searching.

Shadi’s chest heaved and burned and his heart raced, but this was part of the job – he knew what he signed up for when he became a cop.

Down the alleys back and forth, he searched and searched.

His phone rang.

It was his superior.

Shadi answered, panting: “We didn’t find him yet, the Son of a Whore!”

“Emmm…. Shadi?” His superior said.

“What, my brother?”

“Emmmm… What are you wearing? His superior asked. “Like, exactly. What are you wearing?”

“Why??”

“Emmm… this is awkward. But I need to know.”

“My brother, you know I’m married.” Shadi laughed.

“I’m serious, Shadi.”

“Ok, I’m wearing dark jeans, a red shirt, and a black jacket.”

“We’re you are Jaffar Kenafe at 12:30?”

“Yeah”

“Fuck.”

“What??”

“And you have your gun?”

“Of course.”

“Shadi,” his superior said. “Shadi… I don’t know how to tell you this… oh man. FUCK! Apparently, some Jewish guy saw you there at Jaffar speaking Arabic with your gun, and thought you were a terrorist and called us. So, we’ve been chasing YOU the whole time! And you’ve been chasing yourself! We’ve been running in circles!”

And so it often is in Jerusalem where you run in circles, around and around and around the head of a pin with the angels and the demons, frenzied, dizzy, and laughing until you weep.

About the Author
Sarah Tuttle-Singer, author of Jerusalem Drawn and Quartered and the New Media Editor at Times of Israel, She was raised in Venice Beach, California on Yiddish lullabies and Civil Rights anthems. She now lives in Israel with her two kids where she climbs roofs, explores cisterns, opens secret doors and talks to strangers, and writes stories about people. Sarah also speaks before audiences left, right, and center through the Jewish Speakers Bureau, asking them to wrestle with important questions while celebrating their willingness to do so. She also loves whisky and tacos and chocolate chip cookies and old maps and foreign coins and discovering new ideas from different perspectives. Sarah is a work in progress.
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