Moshe-Mordechai van Zuiden
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The five love languages that are not

Let’s first define love.

Jewish Love

My understanding of love in the Hebrew Bible is that it doesn’t mean having warm feelings for someone.

“I love fish,” said the man, and he had another herring. But, if he really loved fish, he wouldn’t eat them.

“I love her because she’s so beautiful” just means that she makes him feel good, just like the herring.

I love the Jews because I want to be close to them. Can’t be the real thing.

“Love your neighbor” rather must mean: Make your neighbor feel that you love them. It must have to do with them, not just with you.

“I love people who look like/talk/have …” is the same self-love. You love the feeling you get with such people. That’s not loving the other.

In a working, eternal love relationship, it works best when both lovers make the other feel loved, not chase what they want from the other.

(That’s what could make porno or masturbation so counterproductive. It trains you to seek what you want, instead of developing what you have to offer. For some women, denied their sexuality, it may have some value.)

To reach the other, the following tries to help.

Communicating Love

Thirty decades ago, someone suggested five different ways of how people can feel loved and try to communicate their love. When partners speak a different love language, they may fail to receive and send the love there is.

These are the ones he found:

● Spending quality time together

● Giving small gifts

● Doing something for the other

● Physical touch (may include sex if appropriate)

● Nice, supportive words.

Learning your partner’s love language could help you understand what translation your loved one needs from your ‘natural’ way to give love. And to explain to your partner what translation you need to receive their love.

So, one may give a present, and the other might think: “I could’ve bought that myself,” or: “anyone can buy me something small.” If it would be their love language, they would think: “It’s special because you gave it to me.”

For some, a hug supports. For others, it says: “You want me to shut up?”

One might do the dishes, and the partner could think: “A housekeeper could do this. But, when will I hear something nice?” Or one may say sweet things, and the partner could think: “Just words; why not do something?”

And, things may be even less simple. Your loved one’s love language could be touch, but since s/he was sexually abused, the offer to touch might need to be suggested with much patience and sensitivity, and the tiniest trigger warning must be heeded immediately always, maybe for a decade.

Words of support are also not always simple. Most people would love a word of encouragement. But, some people feel slighted by that. “As if any words could alleviate my great suffering. If it was so simple, I would have heartened myself.” They may feel heard and seen by a simple empathetic acknowledgment: “How hard this must be,” “How do you go on?”

Another problem with this system is it relies on self-reporting. You’d ask me: “Do you like presents?” Since I’m not possessive, I’d say: “Nah.” But if you’d give me a present, I’d be overcome by emotions and feel loved.

Also, it assumes that how we try to give love is the way we expect love. Not necessarily so. Your generous way might differ from your own need.

Open Your Mind

However, this love languages system looks at five communication ways, and surprisingly it finds … five ways. Duh. ​Does not work for me. Makes me imperceptible because it doesn’t hear some of my languages.

It’s always a problem in therapy when therapists assume that some approach works best for everyone instead of keeping an open mind.

Let me give six more love languages, not to say: that’s all there is, but rather, to advocate to keep an eye out for whatever individuals deal with.

● Being similar (in taste, opinion, work, looks)

● Being opposites (worldview, character, emotional strengths)

● Being close, emotionally and physically

● Doing activities together (activism, vacation)

● Protecting the other (in Asian romantic movies)

● Surprise the other (be the first to answer their need).

So, there must be 50 ways to love your lover.

One bonus tip. If you want your partner to change, love them. That’ll give them wings. But if you’d tell them to change, they feel unloved and stuck.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

About the Author
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