The Religious Jew’s Favorite Things
Dancing with Torahs and singing in minyans
Zohar with cookies and countless opinions
Everything is for good and Kabbalistic Yang and Ying
These are a few of our favorite things
Kiddush with brownies and kugel with noodles
Give a guy an Aliya and hope he brings some shrudel
A vort from the Rabbi, a Rashi from the Book of Kings,
These are a few of our favorite things
Feminists and peaceniks and new age dominions
Multiculturalism and absolute vegans
Spirituality, Universality and Torah with wings
These are a few of our favorite things
When we feel bad, when we feel sad, when the enemy sings
We simply remember our favorite things
And then we don’t feel so bad
Rashi and Ramban and the Shulchan Aruch
Thinking anew is just for the Reformuch
Why deal with issues like foreign workers or biometrics?
Our favorite things cannot deal with these shmendriks
Transhumanism and Transgenderism
Secret police tactics and the paying off of judges
Mind control, GMO and other modern things
Why pay attention when Carlebach sings?
When we feel bad, when we feel sad, when the enemy pings
We simply remember our favorite things
And then we don’t feel so bad