Trump Tehran International Golf Club

Jun 25, 2025, 8:17 AM

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Trump Teheran?

Who’s going to build a hotel and golf course in a hot, arid place prone to sand storms, geological subsidence and pollution, you ask.

Well, Trump built the Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, FL on scrubland surrounding a nine story prison. In its early days, before the trees and foliage grew in, in you could hear the inmates screaming and banging on the widows. Now, the property is a manmade paradise and the only sounds you hear are cries of “Fore !”

Tehran will be the focus of renewed international business once the terrorists have fallen.

There are myriad treasures of rich Persian history for those inclined to museum hop.

The existing Engehelab Sports Complex, including a sadly neglected golf course is in need of a major overhaul (wink).

Welcome to Trump Tehran!

I hope it has a kosher restaurant.

Lion Bistro has a nice ring to it.

About the Author

Elaine Rosenberg Miller writes fiction and non-fiction. Her work has appeared in numerous print publications and online sites, domestically and abroad, including JUDISCHE RUNDSCHAU, THE BANGALORE REVIEW, THE FORWARD, THE HUFFINGTON POST and THE JEWISH PRESS. Her books,, FISHING IN THE INTERCOASTAL AND OTHER SHORT STORIES, THE CHINESE JEW. THE TRUST and PALMBEACHTOWN are available on Amazon and Kindle.