Want a capital city for free?

Madrid, Oslo and Dublin are up for grabs, according to the governments of Spain, Norway and Ireland.

So you want a capital city, and a country to go with it, but can’t be bothered with the hard work of establishing democracy, free elections, racial equality, gender equality, nation-building, provision of jobs and education, income and housing.

Instead, you want other countries to foot the bill while you work out new ways of extorting more and more from Europe’s hard-working tax-payers. No problem. Just kill people. And keep killing them until you get what you want.

You’ll get what you want from countries that thank their lucky stars they are not in your immediate firing line, but who see no problem with you practicing your barbarity on Jews.

The road to “statehood” goes via slaughter, beheadings, mass-murder and gang-rape

On May 28 Spain, Norway and Ireland declared their recognition of something called “Palestine” to support the Palestinians’ invasion of Israel, their slaughter of 1200 people in cold blood, their rape, beheading, bombing, shooting of infants and pensioners, and the kidnapping of a further 252 people.

In response, Spain, Norway and Ireland have declared their political, financial and diplomatic support for the perpetrators. 1200 people slaughtered. Extrapolate this to the population of a country the size of the USA, and this would have meant 40,000 people murdered. In one single morning.

But for Spain, Norway and Ireland, this just shows the strength of yearning for liberation among the Palestinian “freedom-fighters”, so we must meet their demands.

Let’s reward all freedom-fighters equally

Following the same reasoning, which of course we must honor because we are so concerned about the rights of “freedom-fighters”, it is therefore necessary for the world community, led of course by Spain, to recognize Barcelona as the legitimate capital of the independent nation of Catalonia. All Spaniards must leave Catalonia, and the UN must immediately recognize Catalonia’s independence from Spain as well as its self-declared borders. Similarly, the Spanish government must immediately withdraw from the internationally recognised Basque Country and acknowledge Bilbao as the legitimate capital of that nation. This necessitates handing over all financial, commercial, military, diplomatic and political control to Bilbao. Should be no problem for the newly aware government of the ever-shrinking Spain, because of course they would never dream of treating Palestine any better than any other state clamouring for independence…

For the same reason, Spain must naturally immediately and fully withdraw from its colonies in north Africa: Ceuta, Melilla and especially the Canary Islands, relinquishing all the lucrative tourist industry infrastructure there.

Norway must similarly lead the drive to liberate “freedom-fighter” Anders Behring Breivik. He killed 77 people in Norway on July 22, 2011. Like the Palestinians, he too acted in pursuit of liberation. As Norway has so clearly shown, it is morally imperative to meet his demands for freedom and to grant him ownership of the island of Utoya where he killed 69 people and to hand him the keys to the Government Quarter in Oslo, where he murdered another nine. After all, he has killed the requisite number of people in cold blood, albeit on a minor scale compared with the wholesale slaughter carried out in Israel by the Palestinians on October 7, 2023.

Then there’s Ireland/Eire. There are people in Northern Ireland, part of the United Kingdom, who strongly feel that Ireland should be united under their flag. Goodness knows enough blood has been spilled over the decades to qualify for handing over Eire in its entirety to the people of Northern Ireland, thereby satisfying their desire for unification and independence.

There. With just a few adjustments to the maps of Spain, Norway and Ireland, justice and equality will be seen to be delivered by these three countries, exactly matching their policies vis-a-vis Israel and the Palestinians.

Norway supports terrorism – but only outside Norway

No? Madrid, Oslo and Dublin angrily protest that this is not fair? May I recommend that they pay as much attention to the angry protests from Jerusalem over their disgraceful support for the ongoing Palestinian terrorism?

Some context: Denmark’s Foreign Minister Lars Lokke Rasmussen declared that “We cannot recognize an independent Palestinian state, for the sole reason that the preconditions are not really there”.

The difference between the position of Denmark versus that of Spain, Norway and Ireland is that Denmark is located right on the border with Sweden, a notorious and frightening example of the wholesale destruction that Palestinianism has brought to civic society. Denmark has frequently voiced its determination never to make the same mistakes that Sweden has made. Meantime, Spain, Norway and Ireland are comfortably far away from the destructive effects of the wholesale takeover of their societies by Palestinianism, so they can easily and safely adopt the virtue-signaling role of armchair Israel critics from a safe distance.

If the shoe fits…

Here’s a suggestion for the governments of Spain, Norway and Ireland: if you’re not prepared to treat all countries equally, but only single out the world’s sole Jewish state for prejudicial treatment while rewarding antisemitic terrorists and mass-murderers, be aware there’s a term that describes you.

You are racist, but a special kind of racist: you are antisemites.