Nathan Bigman

8 less-well-known symptoms of COVID

  1. Incessant repetitions of the theme song from “Green Acres” running in your head.
  2. Showering becomes optional.
  3. Periods of no appetite followed by eating everything in the house.
  4. Nostril callouses.
  5. Discovering that the birds start singing around 4 AM.
  6. Unquestioning use of terminology such as “PCR” and “antigen”, which aren’t real things.
  7. Expecting your mother to call you every day to ask how you feel though she’s been dead for a year and a half.
  8. Watching every movie Denzel Washington has ever been in.
About the Author
Nathan Bigman is the author of the book Shut Up and Eat (How to quietly become a triplitarian) .
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