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Oct 24, 2024, 11:13 PM

The Trump Curse (Satire)

McDonald's Corporation Headquarters 110 North Carpenter Street, Chicago, Illinois Penthouse---Board of Directors Conference Room Confidential Transcript of October 10, 2024 Board Meeting (For Board Members Eyes Only---After Reading Please Destroy this Memo) In re: Board Decision To Allow Former President Donald J. Trump...

Feb 13, 2023, 5:50 PM

Humor After Death

The other day my friend and I went to visit my late husband’s grave, may he rest in peace. As we were there, we looked at the other gravestones. Gravestones or headstones (unless one is buried the wrong way...

Jul 6, 2022, 4:54 PM

Herd the Latest?

What can be said of human nature generally may be said of the individual character, that it is most clearly delineated under the instigation of peril or outrageous circumstance. Jangle but slightly the cage of routine, introduce an unfamiliar...

May 29, 2022, 6:52 PM

8 less-well-known symptoms of COVID

Incessant repetitions of the theme song from "Green Acres" running in your head. Showering becomes optional. Periods of no appetite followed by eating everything in the house. Nostril callouses. Discovering that the birds start singing around 4 AM. ...

May 10, 2022, 11:14 PM

COVID, Ukraine and Marjorie Taylor Greene—Satire

Dear Mort, So sorry to hear that you got COVID. Praying for your speedy recovery. So to help your recovery, I am enclosing two refrigerator magnets in this letter. One magnet has my puss on it. I know you'll love that magnet...

Apr 28, 2022, 10:43 AM

Marjorie Taylor Greene Gets Her Revenge—Satire

Dear Marjorie, You evil cunning linguist. You queen of malapropism. You win. I'm now infected with COVID because of your don't-wear-masks speeches. My readers said, "Mort, keep wearing your masks and be careful with whom you mess. We warn you, do not poke fun at...

Feb 23, 2022, 5:43 PM

Happiness, Sadness, Depression, Music, and Jokes

One of the most successful tactics of the evil inclination inside us is to cause sadness and, worse yet, depression. When one is tired and weary, the evil inclination makes its move to drag the person down by encouraging...

Stephen Horenstein

Jan 23, 2022, 2:31 PM

Mid-winter musings

Orchestra in the sky (photo by Malu Tzion)

I am basking in a self-imposed exile, entering out from time to time to walk in the cool morning air. I try to convince friends that corona's sources were aliens who haunt my dreams. Of course I am not...

Kally Rubin Kislowicz

Jan 11, 2022, 11:02 AM

What to eat during Armageddon

And where's Ben Affleck?

Omicron has made it impossible to plan and impractical not to worry. But my life necessitates both preparation and heavy denial, so how am I to proceed?

Dec 27, 2021, 8:32 AM

A few instances of the ludicrous

A line of about six extended from the register to the door of the coffeeshop, and I stood in it. He taking the money and those giving it were curtained by the face; I was naked from the neck...

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