An Open Letter to President Trump – United Nations Relocation Plan

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Saving New York from Tyranny and Traffic

Dear President Trump,

Firstly, let me be the first to congratulate you on a victory well deserved. The only thing America loves more than an underdog is a comeback and you have mastered both with incredible grace. Never has America been witness to such a dramatic almost cinematic experience and you have risen like a knight, vanquishing the enemies of democracy both foreign and domestic.

I know you will have your plate full as you change the White House locks and what not, but within your stated objectives for your second terms there is a glaring absence of what I would consider to be your piece de resistance, ridding our shores of the pathetic and useless United Nations. From a practical perspective, it would do wonders for the traffic in New York City that is currently hostage to hosting a guest that no one wants or likes. The real estate for the city would be a once in a lifetime opportunity to reclaim all those brownstones that are currently afforded diplomatic immunity and a tax free domicile. I can only dream that the actual iconic UN building on the banks of the East River, could become the next Trump Towers, in a most fitting and symbolic conclusion to this sad institution.

As far as costs are concerned, this would be a great place for Elon Musk to kick off his DOGE initiative by eliminating a US taxpayer expense that provide the citizenry with zero benefit and should be a no brainer. Why should our hard earned tax dollars support an organization that is hellbent on our destruction and causes endless traffic jams?

It is fairly well documented just how inept an institution the UN is but in recent years it has matured from an insipid heel nipping annoyance, to an dangerous facilitator and occasional participant in global disruption. Let us ignore the fact that UN members participated in October 7th or that the entire infrastructure of their multi generational Gaza presence has been a cover for Hamas, perhaps that was just an anomaly.

We should also gloss over the fact that the UN presence in Lebanon has been willfully complicit or shocking incompetent. It is slightly more difficult to forget that Israel’s invasion of Lebanon in 2006 was instigated by a group of Hezbollah terrorist who murdered and kidnapped Israelis while dressed in UN uniforms and driving UN vehicles. Of course, these things happen and we should not be quick to judgment, it might have been an innocent mistake by the local dry cleaners and the valet parking.

The real issue is that the UN is an organization that serves no purpose other than to provide despots and dictators a megaphone and soap box and to employ some of the most despicable, morally bankrupt people on the planet. All that would be water on a ducks back but the irksome issue is that the United States is basically bankrolling and hosting these idiots. There seems to be virtually no oversight and zero checks and balances on the power and finance of this terrorist nurturing, dictator coddling, morally deficient enterprise.

This would be a great cross-party issue because every citizen of the United States would either support the ejection or be at a loss of words to defend its continued existence. Its supporters would struggle to point to one averted war, one conflict defused or even a peace they effectively kept. To be clear, we are not looking to deprive the dictators and corrupt officials of their fiefdom, we just need to move it off our shores and off our balance sheet. We should fully support moving it north to Ottawa if our good hearted neighbors of Canada are so inclined or even Brussels if the Belgians are suffering ennui with their European adventure.

Personally, I would love seeing it moved lock stock and barrel to Tehran and let’s see how much they enjoy being in a country they profess to love so much. They seem so intent on cozying up to the Iranian regime I am sure they will feel at home there and probably prefer it to the Upper East Side that is so replete with the Jews they seem so intent on vilifying. We can even make UN blue kefiyehs to match the iconic helmets of theirs. Point being, we don’t really care where they forward their mail as long as it is outside our borders.

When Woodrow Wilson, the liberal darling who resegregated the White House, proposed the League of Nations , the United States Senate flatly denied joining for a plethora of sound reasons. I will not waste your time cataloguing their colossal failures both explicit and often complicit but suffice it to say that on their best day they are ineffective. It does feel at times that their entire purpose for existing is to either attack the United States and when that is not an option to focus their vile, vindictive, and vituperative ire upon Israel who is seemingly guilty of existing.

I am sure you can appreciate how this would be a win for your administration as an exceedingly popular move with the rational populace. The irrational will have an apocalyptic response and would once again struggle to articulate a coherent defense for keeping this anti American, anti semitic entity on our shores.

Please MAGA the USA and the Upper East Side in one fell swoop! Looking forward to a New York free from tyranny and traffic.

God Bless you and God Bless the United States of America!

An Extremely Concerned Citizen