Do the Costco hustle and other modern-day Passover dances

Do the Costco shuffle

Do the Costco hustle

Throw it all in that wagon

Hey, flex your Passover muscle

Do the Mr. Clean waltz

Prepare Seder water with salts

That time of year

We’re finally here

Pesach!

When breadcrumbs grind to a halt

Do the Amex dance

You already know in advance

That bill, that bill– not much of a thrill

Yet Pesach’s a blessing and gift

Shout the Redemption holler

Whether you’re simpleton or scholar

We are slaves no longer

Our nation ever-stronger

O see the sun rising just now!

Take front, center stage as member

Of our holy nation

Four questions, four cups and a whole lot of fuss

To enhance the Yom Tov celebration

(Last but not least

On the Passover list)

Relive the story – from pyramids to frog

May it be THIS year in Jerusalem

Wishing all a joyous Chag.

“In every generation one must look upon himself as if he personally had gone out of Egypt.” ~Pesachim 116b

About the Author

Chana holds an M.S. in Special Education. Her innovative poems, essays and lectures reflect two and a half decades of experience working with students of all ages and abilities. Chana's writing has been published on Chabad.org, meaningfullife.com as well as in The Canadian Jewish News, The Jewish Press, and AMI. As a longtime volunteer with the Friendship Circle, Chana was recognised by the Ontario Legislature for “bringing a smile to the faces of children with special needs.” Although Chana 's "heart is in the east" she currently lives with her with her family in Toronto.