Roger M. Kaye
Roger M. Kaye
A retired physicist reinvented as thriller novels writer

Fish and Chips and Vinegar

Fish and Chips but no Vinegar (Free to Use Photo by Suzy Hazelwood from Pexels)

Israeli Harvard professor launches search for ‘extra-terrestrial civilizations’
(Times of Israel 30/7/2021)

Avi Loeb’s Galileo Project will seek out objects made by existing or extinct otherworldly cultures.

However, another important project is broadcasting a loud and clear message to any alien societies out there ….
Oh you can’t put your muck in our dustbin
our dustbin, our dustbin
you can’t put your muck in our dustbin
our dustbin’s full

The correct reply, should it ever come from outer space, is, of course ….
Fish and chips and vinegar, Vinegar, vinegar
fish and chips and vinegar
pepper, pepper, pepper pot

While this is intended primarily as an invitation to passing aliens to get in touch, it is a not so subtle message that our green and pleasant Earth is not a dumping ground for space junk.

We have already seen the damage a thoughtless disposal of trash can cause. The 1980 film, The Gods Must Be Crazy, tells the story of a Namibian farmer, a hunter-gatherer in the Kalahari Desert, who discovers a glass Coca-Cola bottle casually dropped from a passing airplane and believes it to be a gift from the gods. His tribe believes that plants and animals are also gifts and have lived happily together for many years enjoying the gods’ gifts. But there is only one Coca-Cola bottle and conflict quickly breaks out over who should have the bottle. Peace only returns when the bottle is thrown off a cliff, returning it to the gods.

The fight over a Coca-Cola bottle would look like a few schoolboys fighting in a school yard compared to the danger of world war should a piece of space junk ever come to light. What was just a piece of rubbish to a society far in advance of us Earthlings could be of immense value to the first to get their hands on it. From a new form of transport to a deadly weapon, it could transform life on Earth, not necessarily for the better.

Professor Loeb should be very careful what he wishes for. He may not be so happy if his wishes are answered.

Fortunately, I live in Rehovot where the dustmen come three times a week so there is plenty of room in my dustbin, it’s not full.

About the Author
The author has been living in Rehovot since making Aliya in 1970. A retired physicist, he divides his time between writing adventure novels, getting his sometimes unorthodox views on the world into print, and working in his garden. An enthusiastic skier and world traveller, the author has visited many countries. His first novels "Snow Job - a Len Palmer Mystery" and "Not My Job – a Second Len Palmer Mystery" are published for Amazon Kindle. The author is currently working on the third Len Palmer Mystery - "Do Your Job".
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