Mme. Fortuna Takes the Prognostimobile Out for a Spin
Biden resigns
Trump wins the Republican nomination and the national election.
Republicans win control of the Senate.
Romney is revealed as an investor in the foreign entities that paid the Bidens
Hunter overdoses, is revived.
Off-shore bank accounts owned by the Bidens or their representatives are discovered.
Funds used to pay Hunter’s tax debt came from multiple sources, foreign and domestic.
And Kamala. Poor Kamala. What are we going to do with the hew-hawing, cackling, English garbling women of (indeterminate) color who speaks knowingly (without any actual knowledge) about the border, economy, history, space, you name it. People say Kamala is Joe’s insurance policy. But that policy’s expiration date is getting closer. So how to remove Kamala? Being dim and clueless are not grounds for impeachment. This is a question for an Elon Musk. Light bulb! Kamala resigns in sympathy with Scranton Joe. It’s long shot but so is Powerball. Now, where did I put my ticket?