Moish Rosewasser, Hitler’s buddy?

Some Jews are blond with blue eyes. Some are tall. Some Jews have tiny noses and almost march when they walk. Some Jews speak the national tongue the same as their Goyishe (Goy and Jew are no slurs) landsmen. But not so Moish Rosewasser. Even his friends teased him about it. “Was it you who stood model for Goebbels‘ cartoons?” “You surely don’t need to wear the star.”

But, as stereotypical as he looked, as uncommon was his opinion. And on top of that, at his every free moment, he would stand at a street corner shouting: “Hitler is the most moral leader Germany has ever had, and I can prove it.” “Nebbich, Moish has lost his mind,” his friends would say. “The fear has gotten to him.”

Soon, Gentile journalists from all over Germany started reporting on this unusual feat. They began interviewing him, but he would tell them all the same thing: “I’ll just prove it opposite Hitler because only he can confirm I’m right.” He became a national sensation, and within no time, the Führer too had heard of Moish. “Bring him to me,” he ordered. “And I want all leaders who answer to me to be present.”

When he entered, he didn’t look at him. “What have you been saying,” he commanded. “That you are the most ethical leader Germany and Europe ever had.” “Prove it.” “Who is amoral? Someone who says and does whatever he feels like. But you weigh every word you write or speak and your every deed. Even when you throw a fit, you calculated, if that’s right.” “But what if I made errors of judgment?” “Mistakes are never evil. You are only wicked if you persist after finding out you made a mistake.”

Suddenly, Adolf put his head on his desk and started sobbing. For at least ten minutes. And then he sat up straight and said: “Moish is my new Prime Minister. I hereby annul all decrees against all Jews and any other groups. Obviously, I made mistakes. Anyone still found attacking or conspiring against any group will be locked up.” When one of the generals then inquired after his health, he shouted back: “That is the last time I tolerated insubordination from you. A next time, you’re dead.”

Then he continued: “I want all German science, medicine, banks, financial institutions, and news reporting from now on be headed by the most competent Jews around. Anyone who was bullied, insulted, or hurt because of what group they belong to will be compensated. There will be comprehensive laws and widespread education against racism and Antisemitism. I want us to make Germany great again.”

And then, Moish woke up. It was his last dream in Auschwitz.

About the Author

MM is a prolific and creative writer and thinker, an almost daily blog contributor to the Times of Israel, and previously, for decades, he was known to the Jerusalem Post readers as a frequent letter writer. He often makes his readers laugh, mad, or assume he's nuts—close to perfect blogging. He's proud that his analytical short comments are removed both from left-wing and right-wing news sites. None of his content is (partly) generated by AI. * As a frontier thinker, he sees things many don't yet. He's half a prophet. Half. Let's not exaggerate. He doesn't believe that people observe and think in a vacuum. 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He admits that he sometimes exaggerates to make a point, which could have him come across as nasty, while in actuality, he's quite a lovely person to interact with. He holds - how Dutch - that a strong opinion doesn't imply intolerance of other views. * Sometimes he's misunderstood because his wide and diverse field of vision seldomly fits any specialist's box. But that's exactly what some love about him. He has written a lot about Psychology (including Sexuality and Abuse), Medicine (including physical immortality), Science (including basic statistics), Politics (Israel, the US, and the Netherlands, Activism), Oppression and Liberation (intersectionally, for young people, the elderly, non-Whites, women, workers, Jews, LGBTQIA+, foreigners and anyone else who's dehumanized or exploited), Integrity, Philosophy, Jews (Judaism, Zionism, Holocaust, and Jewish Liberation), the Climate Crisis, Ecology and Veganism, Affairs from the news, or the Torah Portion of the Week, or new insights that suddenly befell him. * His most influential teachers (chronologically) are his parents, Nico (natan) van Zuiden and Betty (beisye) Nieweg, Wim Kan, Mozart, Harvey Jackins, Marshal Rosenberg, Reb Shlomo Carlebach, and, lehavdil bein chayim lechayim, Rabbi Dr. Natan Lopes Cardozo, Rav Zev Leff, and Rav Meir Lubin. * One of his rabbis calls him Mr. Innovation [Ish haChidushim]. Yet, his originalities seem to root deeply in traditional Judaism, though they may grow in unexpected directions. In fact, he claims he's modernizing nothing. Rather, mainly basing himself on the basic Hebrew Torah text, he tries to rediscover classical Jewish thought almost lost in thousands of years of stifling Gentile domination and Jewish assimilation. (He pleads for a close reading of the Torah instead of going by rough assumptions of what it would probably mean and before fleeing to Commentaries.) This, in all aspects of life, but prominently in the areas of Free Will, Activism, Homosexuality for men, and Redemption. * He hopes that his words will inspire and inform, and disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed. He aims to bring a fresh perspective rather than harp on the obvious and familiar. He loves to write encyclopedic overviews. He doesn't expect his readers to agree. Rather, original minds should be disputed. In short, his main political positions are among others: anti-Trumpism, anti-elitism, anti-bigotry and supremacy, for Zionism, Intersectionality, and non-violence, anti those who abuse democratic liberties, anti the fake ME peace process, for original-Orthodoxy, pro-Science, pro-Free Will, anti-blaming-the-victim, and for down-to-earth, classical optimism, and happiness. * He is a fetal survivor of the pharmaceutical industry (https://diethylstilbestrol.co.uk/studies/des-and-psychological-health/), born in 1953 to parents who were Dutch-Jewish Holocaust survivors who met in the largest concentration camp in the Netherlands, Westerbork. He grew up a humble listener. It took him decades to become a speaker too. Bullies and con artists almost instantaneously envy and hate him. * He holds a BA in medicine (University of Amsterdam) – is half a doctor. He practices Re-evaluation Co-counseling since 1977, is not an official teacher anymore, and became a friendly, empowering therapist. 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