Noah — A vet’s commentary

My Dog asked the rabbi’s Dog:  “How is it that Noah took two of each type animal on the ark, but God let Noah bring all of his three sons?”

I always thought dog was spelled "God"
I always thought dog was spelled “God”

 

The rabbi’s Dog consulted a veterinarian who commented widely on that Torah portion and his learned opinion was that it took three boys to care for all those animals.

My Dog:  “Amazing — I have three boys at home caring for me.  That’s intensive care?”

The rabbi’s Dog:  “You are living in the Garden of Eden.

My Dog:  ” I can’t believe I went this far in life without realizing I am living in the Garden of Eden.”

The rabbi’s Dog:  “Correction.  You are living in the Garden for Eden of late bloomers.”

About the Author
Dov is President of Clarity Advisors, a business development firm that brings Israeli companies into the US market. He is a board member of several non-profits including: the America Israel Chamber of Commerce; Yemin Orde Educational Initiatives; SIGNAL - Sino-Israel ties and Co-Chairman of the Ivy League Alumni in Israel. His writing has been published in Arabic and Hebrew in 50 Middle East media outlets. Dov lives in Ra'anana with his three sons. His forthcoming book: The Perishability of Importance, will be published in 2017.
Related Topics
Related Posts
Comments