Pictures of My Israel Experience: Passover Cleaning

Food people gave me because they did not remember to put aside a package for me.
Food I have to finish before Pesach/Passover.
People gave me this stuff when I showed up at their door on Purim. None of it was made out to me. I feel bad that I got packages (Mishloach Manot) that were meant for the Cohens, Bar Levs and Patricks. If you like M&Ms we can share them.
Pesach Cleaning- 2012- NY (2)
I got every spray I could. My home shall be Pesadik
I got the shpritz that takes off dirt, the shpritz that takes off other dirt, and the shpritz that takes off dirt.
I also got the oven shpritz, which takes off grease and a layer of skin.
Warning: Do not eat these items, they are not food. (read the package and be safe)
Pesach Cleaning- 2012- NY (4)
The spray is in use
One inch at a time- No cleaning with paper towels. I have so much toilet paper I have to get rid of, from the 48 minimum pack I was forced to buy at the supermarket.

Pesach Cleaning- 2012- NY (3)

Pesach- Hands after over Spray-preApril 2012- NY
My hand, after I used the sprays
If you look close, you will notice scars and the lack of a top layer of skin on the swollen fingers, near the fingernails.
Pesach cleaning- 2013
Oh Yeah- I am ready
I got my broom and dustpan
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The final step- Aluminum everywhere
Anything that is not covered is not good enough (Ron is my Mashgiach/kosher supervisor friend and he explained the importance of covering your home in aluminum foil)
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If you cannot see, it is not Chametz
He said to cover everything
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Yes! It is blinding and Pesadik!
My room is Kosher for Passover

 

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David Kilimnick: Jerusalem's Comedian performs at his Off The Wall Comedy Basement- Jerusalem's first comedy club, every Thursday in English and every Wednesday in Hebrew, in downtown Jerusalem. David may also be contacted to perform for tour groups in Israel & Synagogue fundraisers around the world, and for your private parties. Contact: david@israelcomedy.com 972(50)875-5688 David Kilimnick, dubbed Israel's father of Anglo comedy by the Jerusalem Post, is leading the new pack of English-speaking stand-up comics in Israel . At his Off the Wall Comedy Basement club in Jerusalem (the first of its kind), Kilimnick has been offering up penetrating observations of life in his turbulent adopted country. Tourists and native Israelis alike have been flocking to his cozy, intimate club and raving about his unique ability to transform the daily chaos and aggravation of Israeli life into an evening full of laughter. Kilimnick's material covers the rocky transition from his "New York Cocoon" to his new life as an "Oleh Chadash" or Israeli newcomer. Still single, Kilimnick touches on his religious upbringing, his rabbinic insights, the injustices of Jewish grammar school and Jewish summer camp, and the looks he gets from his Jewish mother because he isn't married yet. Meanwhile, Kilimnick's universal humor takes you on a tour of funny through the Holy Land. Incorporating routines from his shows 'The Aliyah Monologues Classic 1 & 2','Find Me A Wife,' 'Frum From Birth: Religious Manifesto', his music show 'Avtala Band' & more, David Kilimnick justifies his Aliyah (move to Israel), while taking you through the reality of life as a single immigrant, Israel experiences, holidays & family left behind. You are sure to walk away entertained, enlightened, or with David. David has recently appeared on "Bip" Israel's comedy network, צחוק מעבודב and has been hailed by the tough Israeli media as a rising star who possesses Seinfeldian charm when he takes to the stage.
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