Mort Laitner

The Ones That Got Away

It’s another hot Sunday afternoon in South Florida.

I’m in Boca Raton dining at Dvash Mediterranean Fusion restuarant.

And as luck would have it, it’s my first time.

As I listen to the piped-in Israeli music, I study the menu.

It says, “The food here is made with love and is simply delicious.”

So I order a mimosa, a plate of lamb chops, and for dessert—warm halvah crepes topped with vanilla ice cream.

The grilled lamb chops come with garlic mash, grilled asparagus, mint pistachio dipping sauce.

And they are delicious and made with love.

And I am quite impressed.

The owner, Ilan Cohen, knows what he is doing in the kitchen.

The menu reads, “Ilan Cohen is a self-taught chef who began his career in Jerusalem.”

The menu continues, “Ilan and his wife, Lauren, have been serving authenic-Israeli cuisine to the South Florida community for more than a decade.”

I think, “Ilan and Lauren have earned their chops.”

But today, as I sit in this restaurant, I’m not thinking about wine or food.

So as I sip my mimosa, I think about the 14 that got away.

So as my teeth tear the meat off of the lamb chop bone, I think about the 14 that got away.

And as my spoon cuts into the melted vanilla ice and the halvah crepe, I think about the 14 that got away.

And I wonder, “Is being self-taught all it’s cracked up to be?”

About the Author
Mort Laitner is a writer, storyteller, and lifelong observer of the wonderfully unpredictable human condition. His writing combines humor, Jewish wit, personal experience, and a healthy dose of curiosity about the rapidly changing world around us. A South Florida writer and longtime member of the writing community, Mort writes about everything from technology and artificial intelligence to Israel, Jewish life, aging, friendship, and the everyday absurdities of modern life. His stories often begin with a simple question—and then take the reader somewhere unexpected. Mort believes that good writing should make readers laugh, think, and occasionally say, “I never thought about it that way.” His work has appeared in The Times of Israel and in literary publications and anthologies. Whether writing about Moshe and Mordechai arguing over the latest news, an encounter with artificial intelligence, or the peculiarities of getting older, Mort brings his distinctive voice, humor, and humanity to every story.
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